woo!
*finds copy of Replicas to play*
TJ:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4894952.stm
The 'have your say' section on this news story is painful. Grammar and spelling quickly make way for sanctimony and approximately 700 people making the same 'joke'.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:57,
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TJ:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4894952.stm
The 'have your say' section on this news story is painful. Grammar and spelling quickly make way for sanctimony and approximately 700 people making the same 'joke'.
hahaa
'£85 Sandwich? My choice of filling would be four £20 notes and a fiver....He He
karl fortune, nottingham '
Mr Fortune wins the prize for most witless comment on a non-B3TA website
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:01,
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karl fortune, nottingham '
Mr Fortune wins the prize for most witless comment on a non-B3TA website
go a few more pages...
approximately ten million people have made either that joke or "£82.50 change" their answer.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:08,
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hehehe..
In a £85 sandwich i will have beef, bacone, chiken, porkchops, spare ribs, sausages, salt, chips,
Kev, Ferwig
learn to spell BACON
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:14,
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Kev, Ferwig
learn to spell BACON
oh god...
All i read on the comments page is people having a go at people having a go about the cost of the sandwich, can't see any comments actually having a go about the price of the sandwich. Come on people, stop having a go at people having a go at the cost of the sandwich. ...
gary, cambridge
i am confused by the first two sentences,it's like an excerpt from Wittgenstein.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:19,
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gary, cambridge
i am confused by the first two sentences,it's like an excerpt from Wittgenstein.
christ, I hadn't noticed that one.
In true branes style, I feel I can safely say:
Kev from Ferwig - you're a pigeon slash.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:19,
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Kev from Ferwig - you're a pigeon slash.
"I'm appalled that anybody should have £85 to spend on a sandwich when a child dies from starvation every 4 seconds"
ooh, you really care, don't you? If only you weren't such an insufferable shit, I might actually listen to you.
Die soon!
:)
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:09,
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Die soon!
:)
a reply of this type formed in my head a number of times reading through that.
I wanted to shout at and shake some of the respondees.
Ah, anonymous internet joy.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:11,
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Ah, anonymous internet joy.
"Would I spend $148 on a buttie? The only way that I would spend $148 is on booty. That's all I'm saying... I myself speaking as a gambling man, that's a gamble. I usually only eat the things that I can pronounce and this sandwich has some words that do not fall into my normal vocabulary so I think I'm going to pass."
psst, it's okay... you can come out of the closet now. Nobody's looking.
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psst, it's okay... you can come out of the closet now. Nobody's looking.
hahaha
It was to the quoted man, but don't feel you can't come and talk to me if you're feeling worried or upset about anything, mmkay?
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:22,
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if they really cared
they'd cancel their interweb subscription and spend the money on starving folk
thus depriving us of their self-righteous drivel
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thus depriving us of their self-righteous drivel
I just live in the constant bubble of thought
that they'll die in a few years due to prolonged levels of stress over everything.
Or a knife through their face.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:21,
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Or a knife through their face.
£50
for catshit soup - I'd rather have the £85 sarnie ta. As for comments? no, but I am sure we can compete with the best of them at the beeb - comments wanted below please
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:23,
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ah, see, I'm of the opinion they can sell what they want
and if people think it's too much they can not sodding buy it.
Then civet coffee thing's been around for yonks, I think they just decided to make it really fucking pricey per-cup (as opposed to for the beans) so they could reap the advertising. Seems fair.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:27,
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Then civet coffee thing's been around for yonks, I think they just decided to make it really fucking pricey per-cup (as opposed to for the beans) so they could reap the advertising. Seems fair.
£50 for catplop coffee?
I'd pay that as long as I got forty nine pounds ninety seven change ROFL.
- AEIYM, Cuntford
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:32,
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- AEIYM, Cuntford
Fnar Fnar
I'd buy it if it had 49 £1 coins in it!!!!
It's a different joke, really!!!!1!!one
Thickas Pigshit, Spackington on Thames
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:34,
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It's a different joke, really!!!!1!!one
Thickas Pigshit, Spackington on Thames
i'd buy it
cos i love cat shit if i gots lotasasas of muunnnnieeesssssss in ra-turne
re tard, Mimsy upon bottom
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:37,
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re tard, Mimsy upon bottom
...
May I suggest, to those who don't know it already, ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/ ?
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