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[challenge entry] hi b3ta,long time

with apologies to GN

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(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# My arst electric friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# oh bollocks
bloody net fonts.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# :P
And how rude of me: woo to!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# why thank you :)
-flutters-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Haha nice keming

www.ironicsans.com/2008/02/idea_a_new_typography_term.html
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# woo!
*finds copy of Replicas to play*


TJ:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4894952.stm
The "have your say" section on this news story is painful. Grammar and spelling quickly make way for sanctimony and approximately 700 people making the same "joke".
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# hahaa
'£85 Sandwich? My choice of filling would be four £20 notes and a fiver....He He

karl fortune, nottingham '

Mr Fortune wins the prize for most witless comment on a non-B3TA website


(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# he probably works for BBC three with comic gold like that!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
# go a few more pages...
approximately ten million people have made either that joke or "£82.50 change" their answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# more BBC sitcom writers!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hehehe..
In a £85 sandwich i will have beef, bacone, chiken, porkchops, spare ribs, sausages, salt, chips,

Kev, Ferwig


learn to spell BACON
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I'm faily sure he wanted
a college between his bread.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# yes,hehehe
but chiken ?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# oh god...
All i read on the comments page is people having a go at people having a go about the cost of the sandwich, can't see any comments actually having a go about the price of the sandwich. Come on people, stop having a go at people having a go at the cost of the sandwich. ...

gary, cambridge
i am confused by the first two sentences,it's like an excerpt from Wittgenstein.


(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# He's one of your actual geniuses
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# christ, I hadn't noticed that one.
In true branes style, I feel I can safely say:

Kev from Ferwig - you're a pigeon slash.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# FUCKING LOVELY MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
awwww.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Kev luvs his salts he do
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Salt is my favourite sandwich filler.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Borax & Salt
Lovely with a cuppa Lady Grey tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# "I'm appalled that anybody should have £85 to spend on a sandwich when a child dies from starvation every 4 seconds"
ooh, you really care, don't you? If only you weren't such an insufferable shit, I might actually listen to you.

Die soon!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# a reply of this type formed in my head a number of times reading through that.
I wanted to shout at and shake some of the respondees.

Ah, anonymous internet joy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
#
"Would I spend $148 on a buttie? The only way that I would spend $148 is on booty. That's all I'm saying... I myself speaking as a gambling man, that's a gamble. I usually only eat the things that I can pronounce and this sandwich has some words that do not fall into my normal vocabulary so I think I'm going to pass."

psst, it's okay... you can come out of the closet now. Nobody's looking.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# was that whisper to me or to the quoted man?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha
It was to the quoted man, but don't feel you can't come and talk to me if you're feeling worried or upset about anything, mmkay?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# daddy doesn't touch me like he used to
not since I got hair
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# ooh god, it's the eighteenth of march all over again...
www.b3ta.com/board/8190028
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# that hurt my brain
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# if they really cared
they'd cancel their interweb subscription and spend the money on starving folk
thus depriving us of their self-righteous drivel
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I just live in the constant bubble of thought
that they'll die in a few years due to prolonged levels of stress over everything.

Or a knife through their face.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Much MUCH worse!!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7340005.stm
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# there isn't a comments bit for that, is there?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# £50
for catshit soup - I'd rather have the £85 sarnie ta. As for comments? no, but I am sure we can compete with the best of them at the beeb - comments wanted below please
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# ah, see, I'm of the opinion they can sell what they want
and if people think it's too much they can not sodding buy it.
Then civet coffee thing's been around for yonks, I think they just decided to make it really fucking pricey per-cup (as opposed to for the beans) so they could reap the advertising. Seems fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# £50 for catplop coffee?
I'd pay that as long as I got forty nine pounds ninety seven change ROFL.

- AEIYM, Cuntford
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Fnar Fnar
I'd buy it if it had 49 £1 coins in it!!!!
It's a different joke, really!!!!1!!one

Thickas Pigshit, Spackington on Thames
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# i'd buy it
cos i love cat shit if i gots lotasasas of muunnnnieeesssssss in ra-turne


re tard, Mimsy upon bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# *turds in a cup*
here you go sir, a thrippance if you please?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# but where are my 2 girls?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# *serves*
complete with skid marks
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# ...
May I suggest, to those who don't know it already, ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/ ?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# You know I hate to ask
But are friends electric?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# NAA NAA!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)
# NAA! NAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# actually, could you have a look at mine?
Only mine's broke down,
and I've got no-one to love.

edit: is that the track that the Sugababes used as the background for "freak like me"? It's from the same album if not...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Yes, those pesky sugababes
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I now imagine you pulling off your rubber mask
and saying how you would have gotten away with it, were it not for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Well I am Mr Jenkins the Janitor
Who wanted to scare people away because I had discovered gold in the old mine.


Ukulele Version - Was on B3ta newsletter yonks ago.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAOWKs4dcPE
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Don't you got nobody to love?
Cause I need somebody to love.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# did you just segue from Tubeway Army to Jefferson Airplane?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# How does it feel?
To be lo-o-uh-uh-uhved?!
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# S.U.'s, surely.
At least that's what I've read everywhere.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)