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now i can never go to france again...

*sheesh*

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

guilty feet

aint got no rhythm...

(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

Though it's easy to pretend

I know you're not a fool.

(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

shoulda known better than to yadda yadda yadda gayness.

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

He even LOOKS like Pepe Le Pieu.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

And she looks like Sophie Ellis Bextor with an eating disorder.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

sophie has no eating disorder in real life?

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

She's an alright weight, I think.

Certainly looks healthy enough. She's just quite slight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

i see what you mean

though look at those arms!! clearly not a pint drinking lass

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doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

explain, sorry.

You're either saying Bextor's got bingo wings or Mrs Pieu has skinny arms, yes?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)

er... the second one :o)

mrs pieu does have skinny arms. it disturbs me when you see just how thin a lot of women's arms are, sometimes almost too thin to function from the looks of things

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doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

Nooo teenage boy arms.

They're worse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

teenage boy hair shirley?

had mine below shoulder length for a long time, long before I got the hang of personal hygiene and regular showers. Greasy.

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doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

I love long hair on blokes.

Clean though, obviously.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

i found it was making me act

more effeminately. too disturbing, so i've gone for the constant bed hair option since

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doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

Should have got into the cromagnon mindset.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)

ug ug

*shaves head*

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doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

she needs a hearty meal and to cheer the fuck up

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

It's marring a French what does it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

they have good food and wine in france, i dont get why their so pissed off

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

Living surrounded by the French.

I was so against being anti the French until the last time I was there and every. sodding. person was RUDE. Every one!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

and quit the music business all together, the talentless minging whore

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

she sings?

Oh dear. Don't link me, I don't want to know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

I DRINK TO FORGET

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

fuck off

giving me the horn.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

As if I could.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

You will give me the perpetual horn

( what a great name for a band ) but if I have you and SEB in the bedroom there would have to be parity because I feel I might upset someone if I ordered a queue.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

Fuck off, if Bextor's in a room with me

you can wait your bloody turn.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

*doink*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

One more time and I get to take it home in a party bag.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

I truly love you.

Yes, I am thoroughly pissed but I love you all the same.
I shall treat you and Manwife ( plus sociable hangers on ) to dinner.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

You're always drunk when you love me.

I've never known anything else.

Phwoar to dinner.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

happy boobs!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

There seem to be tits on my computer screen.

*clicks off redtube.com*
*clickS on b3ta.com/board*

WAAAH!

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

but they are tiny ones.

and they´re everywhere on the news.

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

Where abouts in the news?

If they are in the news, I want to buy a paper shop immediately.

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

this link will help...

www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=544832&in_page_id=1811&ct=5

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

Ouch

*scowls at male discontent for anything other than fucking massive norks*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

Rubbish

most men will tell you they prefer modest boobs.
It's only the media that thinks all men like beachballs.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

the media

and women

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Shiksa, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

~~women~~

really silly men who can't get any and so have unrealistic opinions of what constitutes femininity.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

Also true.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

I know most men say 'a handful is best'

but comments like the one up there^ are still a little hurtful to us modestly breasted females.

*pouty face*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

Photographic proof or it ain't true

;)

Also at no point did his comment indicate that smaller breastiedumplings are undesirable, just thet hers were small and therefore less likely to look like porn. It's more arty.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

I got challenged for this yesterday

for a different reason but still my tits.

And I will give the same reply:

if only you had a link to my photobucket.

*zing*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)

I'm sure they're lovely.

You're quite pretty.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

Oh fanks....

*blushes*

*hates that photo and needs new ones* :-P

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

He did say 'but'

thus giving the comment a somewhat negative feel.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

if you borrow enough tissues

you can stuff them in your bra. Problem solved.

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Shiksa, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

Hahah

I like my tits thanks.

Just hate how there is always that slight 'SHOULD THEY BE BIGGER?!' thing.

*pressure from society...mggnngnhgg*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)

papa?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

nicole?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

:D :D

hello kitten

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

where?

*shoots*

howsit missy? i are packing for a weekend of messing about with balls

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

on the pull again?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

nope :(

would've been outrageously so, but the on-off ex is gonna be there so will have to behave myself around other women :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

That is the first time I have seen that nekked pic

and after hearing so much about it; I'm afraid I'm rather disappointed.

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

yeah it´s like your everyday health-mag cover model.

but this one´s worth over 91.000 EUROS!!

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

I wouldnt say she looks too healthy

needs more meat.

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

She has

preternaturally large hands.

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

BOOBS? ON MY INTERNET?!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

At least until that shit is shown the door, yes.

He can leave the cheap tart. I'm sure we can find a use for her.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

Clearly NSFW

Think of the night office workers!

(cactusrob, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

I browse with the images off.

just in case somebody decides to post up a bunch of scat porn or something

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

Couldn't happen.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

SHIT?

ON MY INTERNET?

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Shiksa, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

GREAT STEAMING BUCKETS OF IT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

Here you go.

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Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

It took me a moment.

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

Missed!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

How'd you get that photo of me?

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

*is reminded of facehugger*

*loves anyway*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

MONONORK

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ClanSoul, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

are they ribs?

or welcome wobbles?

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doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

applied already!

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

she is lovely

no doubt some fat chick will complain about a lack of pies eaten

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mongychops, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

Too slow chicken merango.

Eat more pies, come back here with my butter etc.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

i can't fit in here anymore

not enough room

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mongychops, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

Just take a run up to the door

jump into this fold here and start to indian crawl, you should come out just under my left top love handle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

the bluey veins confuse me

i went left at the stretch marcks and got lost

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mongychops, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

Look for the bones of a paramedic.

If you hit them, you've gone too far.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

it's all over hangs, tell my kids i love them

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mongychops, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

I can't hear you.

I'm listening to B*witched on my cassette walkman. Nude. In the dark.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

Somewhere in my mind

the pies, mangoes and lovely butter all combined into some horrible sexynakedfrenchladycoveredinfood moment.

and you didn't even say mango.

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

she is rather thin

but if she's healthy, no harm done.

and more pie for me

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Shiksa, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

hahaha.

alright ya old tart.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

hello pretty

you still lovely?

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mongychops, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

i hope so

altho it feels like i've been giving non stop handjobs with my left hand for about 3 days..done something to my wrist and it fucking hurts.

how are you my sexy friend?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

off, i'm cool and his gang

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mongychops, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

you're also quite fucking mad

*fawns*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

hmm

oops, should have cropped. oh wells.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)