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# That'll be lovely.

Let me see...

Politics; all bad. Unless it's against CO2 or something.

Will that do?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# no no no no no
Politics: it's all lies unless you're a financial friend of the newspaper.

If someone says "CO2" or "green" or "environment" and they aren't a friend it's "A transparently cynical smokescreen of made up figures to conceal the real damage". If they are a friend it's "A brave and controversial attempt to strike a blow against the havock wreaked on the environment by the previous administration"
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *takes notes*

*explains this at the interview*

*gets job*

*hates job*

*hates world*

*becomes alcoholic*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# don't become an alcoholic
become cynical and abusive to your fellow man. Then you'll be like a thinner, better-paid version of me.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)