Still ongoing in a thousand year. Advertising the death......
From the Advertising from the Future challenge. See all 335 entries (closed)
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From the Advertising from the Future challenge. See all 335 entries (closed)
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FREE BARBARA TAYLOR BRADFORD DVD?!?!?!?!
*sprints to W H Smith*
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:57,
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I didn't know she'd been arrested.
About bloody time, the evil mare
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:59,
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it's the DvD that was arrested
for hate-crimes.
We should free it because it's her fault, not the DvD's.
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:01,
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We should free it because it's her fault, not the DvD's.
Queen of hearts commerative Faberge Dogs Egg.
only 12 monthly payments of £29.99
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:04,
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Watch in delight as they slowly
go white, then to dust in your own home.
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:09,
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You do realise...
That by then it will probably be rebranded to the "Daily E-mail" and suited business men floating along the hoverlators into the under maglevground to get through london whilst readind it on the inner optical display on there glasses / contact lenses.
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:18,
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That was a plot device in a Little Nemo comic.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Nemo
Not exactly, but damn close.
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:21,
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Not exactly, but damn close.
THAT SICKENS ME!
The thought that the Daily mail might still be going in a thousand years :(
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:08,
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But you're biased, as you work for the Guardian.
And if you could put in a word for me there, that'd be great. :)
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:14,
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And if you could put in a word for me there, that'd be great. :)
He works at the Grauniad?
But he can spell!
/1980's newspaper stereotype joke blog
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:17,
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/1980's newspaper stereotype joke blog
Private eye joke
I remember all that, I read the Indescribablyboring these days
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:21,
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I told you, send a Jiffy bag of photos of
yourself frottaging a policeman and you're in.
I've lined up a cushy number as head of political analysis, that ok?
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:17,
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I've lined up a cushy number as head of political analysis, that ok?
That'll be lovely.
Let me see...
Politics; all bad. Unless it's against CO2 or something.
Will that do?
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:22,
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Let me see...
Politics; all bad. Unless it's against CO2 or something.
Will that do?
no no no no no
Politics: it's all lies unless you're a financial friend of the newspaper.
If someone says "CO2" or "green" or "environment" and they aren't a friend it's "A transparently cynical smokescreen of made up figures to conceal the real damage". If they are a friend it's "A brave and controversial attempt to strike a blow against the havock wreaked on the environment by the previous administration"
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:28,
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If someone says "CO2" or "green" or "environment" and they aren't a friend it's "A transparently cynical smokescreen of made up figures to conceal the real damage". If they are a friend it's "A brave and controversial attempt to strike a blow against the havock wreaked on the environment by the previous administration"
*takes notes*
*explains this at the interview*
*gets job*
*hates job*
*hates world*
*becomes alcoholic*
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:30,
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*explains this at the interview*
*gets job*
*hates job*
*hates world*
*becomes alcoholic*