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( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)

Anywhere else!
Yay!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

hahaha
you're not wrong.. the amount of scousers in london/abroad who constantly eulogise the 'motherland', but got out of there double-quick as soon as they had the chance
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

can you blame them?
the only reason the Mersey runs through Liverpool is that if it walked it'd get mugged
( Mushroom, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

what
do you call a scouser in a suit?

The accused :D

(god that's an old one)
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

I once worked with a scouser who got YNWA97 Tattooed on his wrist one weekend.
I laughed at him until he cried and resigned.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

And then you laughed at him some more?

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

I didn't really see him after that.
I don't think I was invited to the farewell drinks.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

I'll bet you were gutted

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

ris

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

Something about a bunch of people getting killed at a soccer match. Squashed up against a fence or some shit.
apparently YNWA meant "You'll never walk alone".

I asked him why he did it and he just gave me a really serious look like I was some sort of hellishly insensitive twat. I asked if he knew any of them and he said no.

Hence, laughter.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

apparently the 97 would refer to the number of those killed
although wikipedia says 96
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

It could have been 96, It was a few years back and my memory isn't perfect.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

hahaha
addicted to fucking grief, the lot of em.

I hoping that by 2050, Liverpool will be holding so many 2 minute silences that the entire city will be completely silent all year round..
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

works it out
you'll never walk alone 97???
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

what happened at anfield in 1997?

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

nothing
hilsborough disaster was in the 80's 96 people died
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

I notice that you've now deleted anfield

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

For the record, this guy would have been 1 or 2 years old when it happened.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

that makes it even more amusing.
I NEED WINE.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

I SELL WINE.
I NEED SLEEP.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

WHO THE HELL IS DUNCAN?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdDNQeoWOkU
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

yeah
i realised that i'd double up on the 'a' in the acronym and would look stupid, you have corrected the temporal erro. Everybody: i am daft.

Happy now
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

yes

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

good
*weeps
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

I don't know what that means but
a guy that my friend knows got a tattoo of a giant eye on his chest with the words "Eye'll be seeing you" underneath. I found the concept of that rather entertaining
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

Wow
Did he ever get a shag after that?
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

I can't find it right now
but there's a qwantz comic where t-rex says that he's going to get a tattoo on his hand that says

TO DO:
get tattoo

be awesome
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

I have no tattoos or piercings as I see it as a form of self mutilation
but if I'd had this idea before a webcomic I'd totally get that tattoo.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

Wait, here it is
www.qwantz.com/archive/001194.html
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

ahahahaha

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

I had a bet with my mate that if I ever win more than £1,000,000 on the lottery,
I'd get a tattoo of a calculator watch on my wrist.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

Ah yes.
Another aspect in which Oasis ripped them off. Get a few quid together and f*ck off to London. All the while harping on constantly about your common as muck Northern roots. And being feckin' city fans. Twunts.



EDIT how rude. Woo to your pic.

Right. Richly deserved beer tiem!
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

also - "hip hop isn't real music
and JayZ has no business turning up at Glasto..."

cnuts
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)