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(Kyzia was here on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

With new "freshelle"
WTF is "freshelle" all about?!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

it's so that chav mums can name their 8th daughter after it
and it gets some free publicity
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

After having her abducted by her step cousin's brother's wife's butler?

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

ah, the 'Dewsbury gambit'

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

pffft

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

That made me guffaw!

( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

Bullshitting women into spending even more money on sanitary products
Including VAT because apparantly having your insides rip themselves out once a month is a luxury

/rant
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

ah come on now
if it was more than once a month it wouldn't be a luxury
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

*scowls*
Let's shove a bottle brush up you once a month, see how luxurious you feel then
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

cor
*engorges*
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

*beats the crap out of*

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

But are you not of the pregnant?
So no toilet brushes?

I don't know much about these things I'm afraid...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

I am, so technically am not needing to be so angry about these things right now
But that one thing in particular pisses me off SO BLOODY MUCH
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

Seems fair enough to me...
I'm sure I'd be peeved if I had to do that...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

what they've done is they've taken the word 'fresh'
and made it a little bit more feminine by adding the postfix 'elle' to it... thus, women will be stupid enough happy to stick it up inside themselves.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

Funny...
That didn't work for the gazelles

Guess their marketeers were inferior.
(Kyzia was here on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

LOL

( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)

Freshelle?
Bad enough as it is, beauty creams with the likes of BOSWELOX(TM) must take the prize for bad skience-type terminology.
(Kyzia was here on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

ox bowels!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

Woo yay
today is my birthday... so I am going to sing my birthday song:

Deep within the wall of time a creed shall thus be born.
See the mighty united with the egg of tyranny.
Check this force within the womb of life for three-quarter and nigh a year,
The creed shall thus be born. The creed shall thus be formed.
And every year raineth down the celebratory tears.
A celebration of the years from the immortal sky.
A year of yeeeears.
TWENTY NINE bells…
…will chime,
when the heavens open up, and drink from the silver cup.
A creed shall thus be born. A creed shall thus be formed

thank you everyone for your kind birthday wishes :D
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

twenty nine belms?
also, happy birthday
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

happy birthday :)

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

BIRTHDAY!
Have cayke!
*proffers*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

Happy Birthday Professor!

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

Happy Birthday dear sir!

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

Happy birthday!
Surely we should be singing to you?
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)