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# With new 'freshelle'
WTF is 'freshelle' all about?!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# it's so that chav mums can name their 8th daughter after it
and it gets some free publicity
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# After having her abducted by her step cousin's brother's wife's butler?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# ah, the 'Dewsbury gambit'
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# That made me guffaw!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Bullshitting women into spending even more money on sanitary products
Including VAT because apparantly having your insides rip themselves out once a month is a luxury

/rant
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# ah come on now
if it was more than once a month it wouldn't be a luxury
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# *scowls*
Let's shove a bottle brush up you once a month, see how luxurious you feel then
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# cor
*engorges*
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# *beats the crap out of*
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# But are you not of the pregnant?
So no toilet brushes?

I don't know much about these things I'm afraid...
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I am, so technically am not needing to be so angry about these things right now
But that one thing in particular pisses me off SO BLOODY MUCH
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Seems fair enough to me...
I'm sure I'd be peeved if I had to do that...
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# what they've done is they've taken the word 'fresh'
and made it a little bit more feminine by adding the postfix 'elle' to it... thus, women will be stupid enough happy to stick it up inside themselves.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Funny...
That didn't work for the gazelles

Guess their marketeers were inferior.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# LOL
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Freshelle?
Bad enough as it is, beauty creams with the likes of BOSWELOX(TM) must take the prize for bad skience-type terminology.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# ox bowels!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)