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( , Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
I spy Low Poly Hitler
also: how do I explain to my bassist that the new song he's written is actually 'Lip Up Fatty'?
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Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:29,
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also: how do I explain to my bassist that the new song he's written is actually 'Lip Up Fatty'?
Write it on a naked lady in black marker
buy her a cheap white t shirt
Place lady in front of bassist
Pour water on lady.
Best way to give any bad news is written on naked ladies.
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Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:31,
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Place lady in front of bassist
Pour water on lady.
Best way to give any bad news is written on naked ladies.
verily, the wisdom of the ancients....
*mwah*
How are you, lovely?
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Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:32,
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How are you, lovely?
MNo child is "planned"
Unless you are a major fan of The Boys from Brazil. They were a bit planned
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Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:40,
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"Right the guttering is going to come right out here, and we're thinking of having a flat roof..."
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Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45,
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reet royally busy, but very happy and smiley.
For a change.
Cigarette?
( ,
Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:36,
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Cigarette?
Ooooh yes please.
11 hour day at work today- 10.5 yesterday.
*hug* glad you're good, schnookums.
( ,
Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:37,
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*hug* glad you're good, schnookums.
I wish.
We've got a think in the carpark.
I would LOVE a roof terrace.
( ,
Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:39,
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I would LOVE a roof terrace.
they're very useful for anonymously throwing pate at motorists
( ,
Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:40,
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Roof terrace?
some of us have to stand in the road and avoid lorries
( ,
Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:40,
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Well, too many people in the building smoke,
and don't want to stand in the street; it's quite an enlightened approach actually.
( ,
Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:43,
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Our company
hasn't come across the word enlightened.
They recently stopped a guy taking a book out with him when he has a fag cos it 'gives the wrong impression'.
Not qyuite sure what the impression is, but it's wrong.
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Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:50,
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They recently stopped a guy taking a book out with him when he has a fag cos it 'gives the wrong impression'.
Not qyuite sure what the impression is, but it's wrong.
Nah, it's a Camel blue.
If you want a marlboro you'll need to keep with the JPG one.
( ,
Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:44,
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Love me camel blues, I do.
And I'd rather give up than smoke Royals.
( ,
Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:47,
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hahaha
although my 'naked ladies' contact list is rather empty
( ,
Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:32,
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Now if you ever see me herding around some poor girl
in naught but a white t shirt, you know it's time to sit down and take a deep breath.
( ,
Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:38,
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If I ever saw you I'd probably bound over and say hello
before remembering that I'm a stranger from the internets.
At which point, things would continue as suggested...
( ,
Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:40,
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At which point, things would continue as suggested...
Oh don't be bothered with the internets thing
I quite like the thought of suddenly hearing 'CAPTAIN!' from behind me at any point when out and about.
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Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:43,
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I'm sure you do...
The many strangers with red hair I shout this at seem confused though...
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Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:46,
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download lip up fatty, play it when he's around,
and then drop massive fucking hints like "hmmmmmmmm this is really familiar, i bet someone has tried to copy this recently, i fucking hate unoriginal fucking songwriters"
Should do it
( ,
Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:32,
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Should do it
god damn lack of cd key
oh well, I can get lite off a mate, which reminds me I have to email him...
( ,
Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:39,
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You will be first against the wall
when the Sinister Revolution comes.
( ,
Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45,
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nah the right hand is on the mouse
we're talking about gamers. They jizz in their dacks whenever they get a headshot
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Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:37,
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