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I could barely finish this one for laughing! :D

bit of a bugger removing it's real ears and horns!

Previously: www.b3ta.com/board/8326672

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..wil, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

These are great!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

I liking these alot

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

Oh my God.

How bloody awesome is this?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

Seventeen?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

Seventeen different shades of win

all with their own special scent and texture.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

I am scared of them, then :(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

Don't worry ickle Sam

I shall protects you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

I ham scawred of nasty thingws. Bawwwwwwwwww.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

Am yous scareds of Captins?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

I ham a teeny bits.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

Shouldn't be.

Ask Dixy, I'm so not scary.

Dix, am I scary?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

He's too scared.

We're huddling.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)

*looks terrified*

er, no Fae, you are not scary.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

fae?

her first name isnt "Capitan"?

*becomes disillusioned"

*cowers*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

Her proper title is 'mistress'.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

joins cowerers

so if your first name is fae, is your middle name Ree?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

It's "Talattraction"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

*gets the scarves out*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)

black pudding!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

That's a whole lot of awesome.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

black puuding ==

the height of bloody awesomeness

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

Stop it, you're making me crave.

Also, I accidentally clicked i like this. So I'm going to pretend it's just because I agree with you.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

YOU ARE A SPAZZ AND YOU CLIKCKED THE WRONG THING

LOL OMG LOUD TYPING!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

OMFG!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

I've clicked it as well

so we'll look like easily pleased textphiles together.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

If we get a couple more people involved it'll go straight to the front page.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

it was hilariously funny

it deserves to be on the front page. ... also I've been here more than 5 years and have yet to post anything front page worthy.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

I feel your pain.

Fingers crossed, eh?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

i got a best question the other day which cheered me up :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

I once had an idea accepted as a challenge

and Bob wanted to do another one, but people wouldn't let him*.

*proudest moment

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)

A misspelt post about black pudding.

Could it be? Could life really be THAT good?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

*cough* mis-types

if you don't mind... and yes - yes it is THAT good. It's the pure definition of b3ta.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

NEENJER.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

TURN IT BACK.

PUUDING WAS WHY I JOINED IN THE CLICKING.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

I'm not your bitch

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)

WELL SOMEONE IS.

I FORGET WHO.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

Aren't we all his bitches?

Anyway, really got to leave. BYE!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)

ta ta sweetbits

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)

Farewell!

(and won't someone look at my damn panda?)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

PfffffffffffffffffffffffffffAAAAAAAAaahahahahahahaha

*hides own panda now*

Ace.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

I've gone and clicked it now as well...

We can but hope...

*sits and hopes*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

Fucking A, nice work laddy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

ha ha ha

you're all fool fools I say

wonderful, friendly, delightful, misguided fools.

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

I clicked too

It's an underappreciated work of genius

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

you don't need chocolate

you're sweet enough as you are

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)

Awww

I was in the middle of picking my nose when I read that and now I feel guilty

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

I do what I can.

*is pleased with self*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)

Stop talking dirty.

I've got to be really good on the old diet for the next few weeks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

me too though - tonight I join the gym and it's nothing but sushi for dinner from now on until I am lythe and slim and svelt once again.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

Best thing for dieting

is soup. One organic veggie stock cube, a pint of water and whatever veggies, chicken, prawns, whatever you want to add. Pretty much fat free, surprisingly tasty and filling.

Edit: you should trust me, I've lost a hell of a lot of weight in the past two years.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

*whistles innocently*

www.b3ta.com/board/8326816

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

Yeah, wait until your mid thirties.

Muahahahaha.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

mwuahahahahhahaha

hahahaha.

*looks down*

oh.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

Fit. as. FUCK.

And now I have to go. Hmph.

*hug* bye all- love! xxx

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

yeah, i know :(

then i'm just going to have to start on the speed diet :/

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)

SUSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tastes great - is easy to make - is cheap - is good for you - makes you live longer - makes you look cool.

What more do you want from your food?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

it to not involve fish in anyway?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

Sushi doesn't have to involve fish.

Although the best bits do.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

it doesn't have to

how to make sushi:

1 cook rice

1.5 add rice wine vinegar and other stuff (sushi mix)

2 wrap rice around something delicious

2.5 Remember, you might want to make sure that your rolls include delicious nori sheets. Mmmmm - that's good dried seaweed

3 eat it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

You make it sound so easy.

I normally devote a good couple of hours to making it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

hot tip:

use smooshed avacado in every bit of sushi you make - you will not be sorry!

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

Where do you put it?

I've make avocado maki before, that was pretty tasty.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

fucking everywhere!!!!

your Maki experience sounds about right - but try mixing it with other ingredients like Tuna.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

I'll give it a shot.

I'm still pretty much a sushi beginner, once I've got more time I'll get back into it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

I've not eaten any choklit or sweetz for a week.

I'm very proud of myself.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

So am I.

Bet you look just as fine as you always do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

meh

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

You would say that.

TRUST me. I'll prove it on May 31st. You're one hot piece of arse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)

I'd be climbing the walls!!!

I need chocky daily!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

so do I

SO DO I

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

just about the crap thing i don't eat

/allergic

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

Oh Noes!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

its ok

i don't much like it apart from the 90% chilli stuff. the stuff that fucks me up the most :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

I had some 90% once.

Bitter as fuck! One piece a day was enough!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

i like my favourite things bitter

Coffee, red wine, women and dark chocolate

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)

well done

you should do something to celebrate...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELEEEEEEEBRATE GOOD TIMES

COME ON!

I want the mars one.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

the giggling is hurting me

(i'm also fighting gatecrashing your one man bandwagon)

i like these a lot

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

Oh go for it, I'd like to see some others, the concept just amuses me,

only problem is we might end up doing the same pics, but I guess we'll see...

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..wil, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

perhaps later

my tablet has just borked and i can't be arsed to reset. i wanna see a tiger one!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

I am enjoying these

More I say more!
*cracks whip*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

cor!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

Hello Prof

Wanna cold?
*sneezes on Prof*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

not realy

but I could help you get warm
*jumps on pot*

anyway - don't you live in the land of hot or something?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

Hmm yes

I think I picked up this cold on an airplane.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

ggrrrr

may they all fall out of the sky somehow.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)

Dont say that!

I am going on one on Thursday :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

hahahaha

but can it be milked?!?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

from the size of it's cock

I would suggest no

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

Aceness on a stick.

I love one man bandwagons*

* Is a one man bandwagoneer!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

excellent stuff

I went through a phase recently of reverse-anthropomorphising animals:

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

Ahahaahaa!! These are great!

I esp love the last one! :D

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..wil, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

bugs

scares me

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

Those are ace!

I did a bit of wossnaming too

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

Totally awesome

hmmm.... maybe an idea for an image challange there?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

That top one scares the fuck outta me

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

the second one made me laugh such that the back of my nose now hurts

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

I'm jealous that you had this idea before me

They are most lully :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

I enjoyed these so much...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

hehe loving it

and in ode to your one mandwaggon I give you my fluff contribution :

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

This is equally ace...

What a marvellous way to end the day...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

Yay! :D

Hahaha!

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..wil, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)

well i clicked!

woo yay!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

That.

Is amazing.

(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

Very Amoosing

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)

another

lovely one!

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enceladus, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

Hahaha!

I approooove!

Edit: source pics please...

(cow-appreciation-society, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)