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# Can't understand why anyone hasn't done one of these before...

*Hides in Anderson Shelter with tin hat on*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] utterly ace
edit: tj = cos I just found it:



Scuse the seams
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 8 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Mornin'
Bilbo, goy ya shorts on yet chief?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# consider yourself excused...
Y'alreet, lad?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Cheers...
...Grunt. Alreet yersen sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# now this is quality :D
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# i am saving this
and shall show it to my dad. he will be amused by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Still upto his eyeballs in wallpaper paste is he?
Pfft
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 8 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# he will be soon
he's still got the other half of the hallway to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I hope he's doing it a really bold pattern,
then putting the paper on one side at an angle so when you come home pissed you fall over...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 8 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# it's quite a muted pattern
as my hallway is dark. i don't need wonky wallpaper to fall over when i'm pissed, though. i once fell over under a railway bridge and managed to twist both ankles at the same time. i couldn't walk for 3 days and i got covered in pigeon shit under the bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 May 2008, 11:59, archived)
# You spent 3 days under a railway bridge?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# no
i was scooped up by my mates and 3 strapping young men, bundled into a cab and deposited in my mother's garden. how she put me to bed, i don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Don't drink under bridges!
unless your a tramp
Not that kind of tramp
You know what I mean stop reading between my lines!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *stops reading between vinegar strokes' lines*
i wasn't drinking under the bridge, i was walking home from the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:13, archived)