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God edit: Please read the FAQ regarding the guidelines on what is safe to post on the board unlinked.

Linked

Edit: but, but fake tits covered with fake bubbles?

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

So if they were real tits it wouldn't be alright?

Where do you stand on tits made of of clay then? They exist, but they're not of flesh

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:07, archived)

please see god edit above

obviously clay tits may or may not look like the real thing therefore they may or may not be safe to wank over or indeed post.

watch the post below get edited:

here are 2 tits

OO

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:13, archived)

WTF!!!!???!1

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:07, archived)

hahhaaha

edit: in fact:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/21755/1210108748/breasts2.gif

/likes

God edit: Please don't use this thread as an exercise in testing the boundaries. If it can be percieved as pornographic in any way from a distance (i.e, a boss glancing at your monitor), do not post it on the board. Not everyone is in the same time zone; some people may be at work.

edit: ah poop.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:09, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:13, archived)

hahahah

good work that man

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:14, archived)

it is my emergency "I watch the thing go up and down" animation

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:16, archived)

ha ha ha

very good!

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:15, archived)

OH COME ON REF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's obvious mammary gland action!

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:14, archived)

ok here's some non porny boobs:

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:16, archived)

but can it be milked?

~~ilke~~ odde

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:19, archived)

*resists urges*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:20, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK??

So a big spunking magenta cock is fine, but posting anything vaguely resembling breasts is a mod-slap. This is a disgrace.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 1:21, archived)

well I can see the point, sort of

cartoon cocks are obviously safe, because your boss won't ever admit to being aroused by them.

cartoon boobs are boobs: porn.

note that the whole reason this rule is here (or at least that what's it's claimed to be for) is to prevent people from getting fired just because they were watching b3ta.

anyway:

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:25, archived)

aww.

his sleeping bag has seen better days.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:29, archived)

Oh so b3ta is sexist now, "The boss"

has to be fifty year old balding man with a bowler hat that has egg sandwiches for lunch. What ever happened to women in the work place? Then from a distance megenta cocks look like purple dildos and lo and behold NSFW!

What about a picture of a donkey? Some people like donkey rape. What about HappyToasts latest front page OMG GOLDEN SHOWER -PORN!!!!!!!!

If people are worried about looking a b3ta at work because the could get in trouble for a naughty image, how about you do some fucking WORK rather than pissfarting about on the web?

Do not let this place degenerate into lolcats and other pissweak images.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 1:33, archived)

please don't forget kiddie rape

all the "maddie" stuff

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:39, archived)

Oh yeah and where's all the Gary Glitter stuff?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 1:43, archived)

exactly

where have all the real men gone?

Well they aren't moderating certain satirical websites that's for sure

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:48, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:49, archived)

I don't care so much about NSFW

unless of course it's just crass semi porn, we are not and never will be 4chan.
I'd see it more like, what the fuck are you doing on the internet whilst i'm paying for you to do other things. Even if you were looking at kittens all day.
I might be a cunt but I'm not one who lets people take the piss out of me.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:41, archived)

^this^

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:44, archived)

good point about 4chan

I must agree that I don't like seeing something which IS actually porn posted. The chick smearing chocolate all over her was pretty close, and of course when the board was spammed with shitporn

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 1:47, archived)

some people just want attention

and any attention will do even if they have to be bad to get it. my grandmother has gone like that but she is 88, senile and can't remember what she did ten minutes ago. She will phone each of her kids and her grandkids no less than 5 or six times in an hour with ridiculous excuses for phoning just to talk even if some of her kids ( my dad is a cunt ) will shout at her for doing so.
It's the same here, some people shock because they need to be the focus of attention. Some others just go about their business posting what they do and being happy ( quietly ) if someone takes the time to notice.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:57, archived)

but that doesn't mean that images which are hardly porn

should result in a modslap. And yes I'm sure that's why trolls will post porn, or text threads and so on...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:06, archived)

no argument

here.
But again, that's the problem with moderation. Some people have a different set of values, especially yanks. No offence to you Sherman's of course.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:10, archived)

I'm not a yank...

I'm an Aussie, how can we take offence at anything!

Incidentally the rhyming slang here is 'seppo' for septic tank....and most of the American's I've met have been full of shit.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:15, archived)

agreed on all counts

but I'm generally pleased that really pornographic stuff is linked - just because it would swamp out everything else if it wasn't. if that means relatively non-porno boobs get linked more than cocks, I don't really care. you can still click the link.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:42, archived)

Mod slaps are hypocritical

that's the problem, you get a picture which crudely drawn boobs gets a rebuke from a mod and in the next thread there's Jesus or Marlyn Monroe taking a piss or there's a cock or something as equally close to porn as a couple of bouncing boobs and they don't get any response from the mod, except maybe to put them on the frontpage.

Have we got a new moderator desperately keen to prove he/she is worth his/her sheriff's badge. Or simply not getting any tittie and consequently unhappy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 1:53, archived)

There is no doubt that

this place is poorly moderated most times. I think the god account is likely a super moderator account that is accessed by a few people in order to make comment. but it's probably mystery bob most of the time ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:00, archived)

poor mystry bob, perhaps we should take him clubbing

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:08, archived)

hetrosexual males and lesbians are discriminated against here.

/fact

this one was FP'd.....
www3.barnesy.org/board/7438320

It is all about the cock here mate.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:27, archived)

of course it is!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:28, archived)

I know. I like to mask boobies behind cocks, the discriminating mods cant see past the cock in this case......

/used dozens of times, never been edited.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:33, archived)

I've had a bit of a rant up there ^

I'm now going to go and calm down unless someone lacking both spine and logical reasoning wants to come and argue with me. Come on Mod...

(edit) fine then, don't face the mob, run and hide. Sorry if I caused you to mess your trousers.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 1:35, archived)

here here! well said that man!

welcome to b3ta, pull up a cock and sit down

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:33, archived)

hahahaa

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:37, archived)

PORNGUMENT.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:56, archived)