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# *glees*
shopping day tomorrow, guess what i'm buying?!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Olives and Pitta Bread?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# pitta breads, maybe
olives, fuck no!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# My dad doesnt like Olives.
He says that they are bitter, like my mother.

She is called Olive :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# is
your dad popeye?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Arf!
Sadly not, and I am not Sweetpea either :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# oh my
well, chin up
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Ugg ugg ugg ugg uggg!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Motorised Teabag Carousel?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Special No Hands Feature!
Yay for No Hands :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# sweet jesus!
if i had this, i could display my teabags!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# better to display your funbags
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# i already did that
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Dragons den mate..
You could make trillions
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 12 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Lingerie?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# maybe ;)
there's a lovely purple silk negligee i saw last week that i'd really like...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Purple!
No way
Lingerie should be Red or white or black

At an absolute push I'd accept yellow.
As long as there are matching stockings.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Red Lingerie? Yellow Lingerie?
Ewwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# and lace rather than silk surely?
what's wrong with red?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Reminds me of terrible soft core 80s porn!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# there's no such thing as
Terrible Pron
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# red lingerie
just makes me think of peggy bundy.

just pass that bottle of mindbleach, there's a good lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# You still would though wouldn't you
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# yeh
You would
and Ted Bundy too
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# ted bundy was a charmer
that's how he managed to get so many women to kill
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# i have black and red
i just really like purple.

yellow is right out. you can't be sexy when it looks like you've pissed on your nightie.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# ^may contain wrongness^
search t'interweb for "pissed on nightie" you may be surprised

Barf
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I didn't realise that's what Prescott was into
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# i doubt it.
my idea of watersports is to hire a jet ski.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# and wee on it?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# no
the electrics would get pissy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I think you might find it's water proof
otherwise it would n't work very well
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:44, archived)