*SLAPS*
LANCASHIRE!!

LANC-A-SHIRE!!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

OOh, the Lancastrians only INVENTED it
took a Yorkshire man to perfect it.
( The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

two argument winning words . . .
Geoff Boycott!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

Seymour Turnipclutch
That man could BLAAARB for 3 hours on only a sugar topped toasted tea cake.
( The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

Ha!
He was disqualified though . . . he tested negative for hotpot!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

ha
think you'll find that we'll be beating your sorry, white-rose wearing, arses again several times this year!
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:27, archived)