Post it note
This one is Ben's, thrown together just now.



From the Photoshop money challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

Who's Ben?
Gentle?
Kenobi?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

Someone
Who hasn't got his b3ta accound approved yet, but wanted to get this in the compo :p
(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:57, archived)

Tell him it's not a competition
and he could have posted it next Tuesday before the challenge ends. But not to now because you already have.
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

Burn the Heretic Toast!
Not a competition?
The prize is eternal b3ta glory!
Or a small mention in the newsletter.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

compo..challenge...Meh
Meant challenge hehe.
Won't be seeing him again before Tuesday now.
Anywho, just didn't want to get credit for his effort lol :p
(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

umm...what?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

American Psycho
funnier if you get the reference. But "Post-It Note" is the joke.
(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

No, I won't!
*May be called Patrick*
( Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

That's either a huge fiver or a small fridge!
Batton down the hatches! I just discovered it's half term next week!!!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

*stocks up on supplies*
Tea
Milk
biscuits

Yep. All set.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

biscuits, you say

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

Did someone say biscuits?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

Oh fuck yes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

\o/

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

*Opens bunker*
Blimey, I'd better have a clear out...
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

What? Like my desk, today, on account day?

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

smoking is wrong!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:05, archived)

Well I'm counteracting it with the Innocent drink:P

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

and redbull?

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

both togeather rolled up with in a cigarette.

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

Smoking is bloody fantastic.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

^ This.
Oh yes.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

*high five*
*wheeze*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

I didn't say whether it was good or bad
I said it was wrong, and I mean in terms of health... and I said it with irony... and hypocrisy
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

:D I'm only joshing you.
Although it's still fantastic. I love smoking.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

I'm not keen on most commercially available cigarettes
but I'm right into my (tobacco) pipe and cigars... the fayre of teh more discerning bearded gentleman.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

That, plus
a few of my gangrenous extremities that I dropped and couldn't be bothered to pick up again...

And some pizza boxes....

And the odd half eaten pot noodle...

and maybe maddie...
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
In other bad news, I was hoping to sneak along to the London bash but now definitely can't :(
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

aaaaw.
Ir is that another clever ploy!
*points*
PLOYER!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

How poo.
I would like to meet you, and have the argument about whose music collection is better in person.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

mine

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

Oh I think not.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

I think so

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

you don't get to meet me
I was going to take a screenshot of the front page, print it out and put my knob through a little window I'd create under "best of the board".
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

And then I'm going to tattoo WILLY OF SHOES
on it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

you'd need small handwriting :(

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

I've got quite small handwriting.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

that's your handwriting?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

Yup.
That's not it at it's neatest though, I had to go over it twice to get it darker so it got a bit messy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

that's lovely handwriting
quite lovely.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

Well there you go then.
I must tattoo your nozzle.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

:(

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

Lovely handwriting
I must tattoo you
sad face.

What?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

tattoos scare me
my wanger is pretty useless at the minute.


( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

well then I'll just write on it.
tie a little bow around it. Glue a daisy to the end.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:15, archived)

I want to post this

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

I do still love this.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

fantastic
*subscribes to 12 mths of issues*
(Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

my handwriting has been likened to
a drunken spider with ink on its feet scurrying across the page
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

A lot of people can't read mine
which always surprises me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

i can't imagine why
it's very neat and perfectly legible.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

That's what I suspected all along.
The illiterate buffoons.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

Heh
That reminded me of this from a couple of years ago
(Cakie smoke from me nose cover me like clothes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

Not going to work in reality though
The Fp's quite long:P
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

self referential comedy is ace.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

*raises babysitting fees*
ahh, harvest time!
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

well I've made it onto the stats page again
so I can stop posting for while. I'll probably take next week off.

Also - the stats page quote read quite well... I like ti when that happens.... if an infinite number of digital community members sat at an infinite number of computers.... where woudl the rest of us sit?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

what about half term?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

oh it's not, is it?
bloody hell...
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

Please send me all your used five pound post it notes
and I shall recycle them for you at absolutely no cost to you.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

like it.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00, archived)