Jim Hawkins Dad's New Adventure


From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 605 entries (closed)

(mick_smoo, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 13:47, archived)

Treasure Planet?!?
Jesus, what's next? You can imagine the Disney Executives having a meeting, 'ok guys, how about treasure island, but only like... in space?'. What originality!
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 13:50, archived)

oh come on.
appending the words "iiiiiin SPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!" to anything automatically makes it better.

Pigs INNNN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Pr0n INNNN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Kittens INNNN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)

that was the premise of my first module
photography as.
( bananaman, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)

see?
see? It's genius.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)

svenno's lunchbox iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnn spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
( bananaman, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)

yes.
bingo. I assume you got an A?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 13:58, archived)

You,
Madam, have been found out!!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 13:58, archived)

*hides from wrath*
no, no really... er, I have this evil twin, you see, who for some reason I never mentioned before, and... um...
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 14:06, archived)

Yeah.
Oh chinny, chinny reck-ON.
You missed the board but didn't want everyone to say 'couldn't keep away, eh' and stuff like that so you snuck in under a different name.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)

christ i havent heard
'chinny reck-on' for fucking years.....
(hazey, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 14:14, archived)

I even rubbed
my chin as I typed.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 14:15, archived)

hehehehehe
thats made me chuckle now ...
(hazey, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 14:16, archived)

Often we would replace
the words 'Oh Chinny Reck ON' with 'Oh Jimmy Hill' or even 'Oh Chinny Hill'.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 14:26, archived)

ggggguuurrrkkkk
* swallows coke down wrong tube*

hehehehe, childhood comes flooding back....
(hazey, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 14:33, archived)

oooh
we just used to do chinny chin.
no reck-on.
nice extension to a common playground theme.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 14:17, archived)

its just not the same
without the added punch of the 'RECK-on'
(hazey, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 14:18, archived)

as far as i know
i didn't even have to try and explain who svenno was!
( bananaman, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)

you're on old member under a new name aren't you?
Are you DPK?
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)

IT IS!
The little minx.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 13:58, archived)

so she can sneak on and off the board
unnoticed, cunning
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 14:01, archived)

Do you have a beard?
I love Guess Who :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 13:58, archived)

er
...no. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 13:59, archived)

Really,
wow, you're profiles are remarkably similar.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 14:05, archived)

there must be another
Lorris and kitten obsessive, with l33t hacking skillz then
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 14:09, archived)

'Pologies.
But it had to be pointed out! :)
The mask's slipped now... ;)
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)

Rargh!
I'll get you next time, Gadget.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 14:16, archived)

Apparently, when Cyrano was about to be released in America,
one exective was heard to say "What's the pointing in remaking Roxanne without jokes?". And we've all heard about King George III...

Afternoon btw...
( pxyzyzygy, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 13:53, archived)

hehe
"from here I can see forever."

Bong. off a planet. what was that? I know the original was a BT ad or summat, but the one where he bounced off a planet was summat else i think. or might not be. I'll go now.
( shindig, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 13:51, archived)

thats buggin me now

(hazey, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 14:22, archived)