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[challenge entry] Guess I can repost this then..

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(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# What a disappointment that film was
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I liked it.
I mean, no, it shouldn't have gone where it had, but it was pretty damn good otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Lovely shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# at lidl
all shopping is lovely
/went there today
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# NOOOoooooo
i have a Lidl around the corner from me and i mistakenly did my monthly shop there.. EVERY DAMN 'meal' was so bad i could barely finish it :(
Morrisons ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I was in a Lidl today
In Germany. Some of the stuff's pretty good if you're careful and know what you're getting. Some of it's total pap. There's actually some decent sausages in the one here. And cheap beer. And even cheaper beer which tastes of tramps urine, which is more or less what you'd expect for 30c.

"But how do you know what tramp's urine tastes like?"

I've lead a varied life.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# you're clearly buying the wrong stuff
it doesn't have the range, but for the straightforward things/things they've picked up up cheap this week/things germans buy in large quantities it's perfectly decent

avoid the following:
most sweet things (they will be a bit sickly)
any booze except lager
deodorant
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# it was the frozen foods that got me
i walked around 3 times before realizing they had no recognizable brands i like... i then had to buy stuff anyway to avoid looking like a shop-lifter! DO NOT EVER buy their frozen chicken kievs! They came out of the over grey all the way through and secreting some sort of juice


Still ate them though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Little Man brand cereals
but sadly changed to Crownfield

how weak
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# what made you guess that then?
Oh yeah the bit in the FAQ that says " ooh look it's a challenge, drag all your old shit out because b3ta wants it in new threads"

I'm not giving up until I'm banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I don't think you will be.
We need somebody like you, sort of ClanSoul-y but with PRESTIGE.

no offense to clanSoul.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# for goodness sake
clan soul doesn't mind being offended
he wouldn't have stuck around here so long if he did
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# ^this is true
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I agree!
It's only the interwebs, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# aye
you fucker
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I love you too :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# what!! WHAT!!1
*runs out into street tips things over and sets fire to them*

*runs back in*

*calmly sits down*

Yes, I quite agree

*walks outside, puts things the right way up and extinguishes the fires*

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Can I have my cement back now, you retard?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# fuck no!
I gave it to some guy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# doesn't mind
and 'too fucking dumb to notice' are not compatible states ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Was that an insult?
I can't tell...
:/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# didn't that happen already?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I remember being spit-roasted in more orifices than i knew I had
when a pea-roasted a challenge entry in a new thread. And then got pedanted for saying 'compo' instead of 'challenged'...
The kids have got it easy these days...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I don't even have the pedantry
left in me to be honest. There is too much failure and not enough of me to go around ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Besides, using "compo"
lets people make hilarious Last of the Summer Wine based puns and I for one feel that this is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Heheh, I saw this before and I still like it now :D
I'm about to toddle off to watch Temple of Doom.
I have had a movie day today:
Corpse Bride
Beetlejuice
Sleepy Hollow
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

I do like my Tim Burtons!
And as we had Indy recorded, I thought I'd better watch that too, I hadn't seen that or Beetlejuice in years.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:46, archived)