This could be the next blockbuster


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( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

Hahahaha!

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

ok...
Which film is this?
(Jimmy Jangle, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

ALL OF THEM.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:53, archived)

Good.
Just wanting clarification..
(Jimmy Jangle, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

any will do

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

Bambi vs Predator

( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

bambi vs godzilla
and I' not even joking.

old school animation from the 70's :)

x
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

What a charming cartoon.
I like the sexy ending - Bambi getting fucked :D
( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:03, archived)

anything you like
that is designed to capture the attention of fuck-witted teenagers.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

i used to work at a cinema and the worst fucking thing in the world was when one of these movies came in
bastard waterheaded little mouthbreathers stamping bastard fucking popcorn into the bastard floor
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

So, no issues there, then, eh - Tom?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU
You're.... you're awesome. That is all.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

Pickle, it's no kind of problem...
*hugs*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

i have to wait two or three weeks after films come out now
so i won't be sat in the middle of the lowing herd of cattle that frequent my cinema grazing on handfuls of popcorn that they eat by the bucket load. when i went to see iron man one of the fat bastards was just tipping up the gallon bucket of popcorn to his mouth instead of using his fingers to pick pieces out. GAH!

sorry.... rant over... i just think cinema should be treated in the same way theatre is.
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

Arf!

( Afinkawan, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:53, archived)

Haha
Sounds like pretty much every horror film I've never bothered watching
( Chisel, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

I've seen this movie
at least ten times...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

But this one's different...

( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:56, archived)

oh hello

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

hello

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

Teenage girls
Get murdered in a
cellar during a
thunderstorm

despite being told not to go down there
especially when there's a serial killer on
the loose... LAST SUMMER!
( Collatallie Sisters, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:55, archived)

My friend just pointed out
that teenage girls trying to dry their jam rags out on a light bulb isn't a good idea...
(Jimmy Jangle, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:55, archived)

They'll never learn.
*tuts*
( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

:-O
My favourite film!
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 0:05, archived)