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[challenge entry] another two hours I'll never get back

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(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:23, archived)
# oooh... words.
I fear that people may be missing the point of the compo. A 50 word synopsis is one thing. A slogan for the outside of the tin is another.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:28, archived)
# I know
but I hate that film so much I just wanted to rant
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:29, archived)
# damn, I watched a movie so shitty last week I can't even remember the name of it to warn others.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:30, archived)
# A guy at work who I swap goodfiles with
gave me a movie called "zombie strippers".

I turned it off after five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:33, archived)
# *wikis*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Strippers

Ok then, plskmnkthxbai
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:36, archived)
# ahhhhh
 
a recent movie, trying too hard to be trashy cool.
AND I SAID, WELL, FUCK THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:38, archived)
# now, this was on TV the other night
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fat_Spy

and it blew my tiny mind.
It's not good, not good at all, but it is crazy, man, crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:39, archived)
# 'Benzedrine and cheap whiskey era' in a nutshell from the looks of it.
*makes note to check cheap bins for it*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:43, archived)
# it does have Linda Harrison in it.
 
(Nova from Planet of the Apes)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:50, archived)
# WHO WILL FIND THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:54, archived)
# Haha
I read a review of that, said it was abysmal

I love zombie films and naked women though, I'm still going to watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:36, archived)
# speaking of goodfiles I hope you have downloaded these songs they are goodsongs.
www.msgeek.net/reh/download.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 May 2008, 8:15, archived)
# OH YES I AM DOWNLOADING NOW.,
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 29 May 2008, 8:28, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 May 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Doctor Dyslexia already won this competition so everybody else should just give up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:29, archived)
# So true.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:31, archived)
# WHAT A TWIST!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:30, archived)
# I KNOW
It takes the direct intervention of the Almighty for them to realise the possible benefits of baseball bat/alien interaction!

Oh, and the aliens are allergic to water, so they invade a planet that is two-thirds covered in the stuff. And where it rains.

This truly was the shittest film ever. Apart from all the other Mel Gibson ones.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8416813
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:37, archived)
# I KNOW
It takes the direct intervention of the Almighty for them to realise the possible benefits of baseball bat/alien interaction!

Oh, and the aliens are allergic to water, so they invade a planet that is two-thirds covered in the stuff. And where it rains.

This truly was the shittest film ever. Apart from all the other Mel Gibson ones.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:53, archived)
# YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
WAITE...LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:57, archived)
# ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 May 2008, 8:00, archived)
# I made exactly the same argument.
"What's that blue stuff? Meh, lets invade anyway."

A better title would be "Creepy Aliens that don't do much"

The only good bit was the mexican party.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 May 2008, 7:54, archived)
# I saw this youTube clip the other day of Stewart Lee
telling a Glaswegian audience that Braveheart was the shittest film he'd ever seen...now that takes some balls
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:59, archived)
# "We only wanted to borrow a cup of sugarrrr!"
FAN! CY! PAR! TY!

Shyamammamaamalan family!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 May 2008, 7:56, archived)
# I watched that episode yesterday
and so giggled far too much at this
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Thu 29 May 2008, 8:19, archived)
# *Squints*
His wife gives him a sausage?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:49, archived)
# That would have been a better ending
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:53, archived)
# It would have!
"We marauding ungodly aliens are enticed by this tube of pig offal and wish to make peace with you."

/end
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 29 May 2008, 8:01, archived)
# I read that too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 May 2008, 8:51, archived)