another two hours I'll never get back


From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 754 entries (closed)

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:23, archived)

oooh... words.
I fear that people may be missing the point of the compo. A 50 word synopsis is one thing. A slogan for the outside of the tin is another.
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Thu 29 May 2008, 7:28, archived)

I know
but I hate that film so much I just wanted to rant
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:29, archived)

damn, I watched a movie so shitty last week I can't even remember the name of it to warn others.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:30, archived)

A guy at work who I swap goodfiles with
gave me a movie called "zombie strippers".

I turned it off after five minutes.
( gronkpan, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:33, archived)

*wikis*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Strippers

Ok then, plskmnkthxbai
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:36, archived)

ahhhhh
 
a recent movie, trying too hard to be trashy cool.
AND I SAID, WELL, FUCK THAT
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:38, archived)

now, this was on TV the other night
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fat_Spy

and it blew my tiny mind.
It's not good, not good at all, but it is crazy, man, crazy
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:39, archived)

'Benzedrine and cheap whiskey era' in a nutshell from the looks of it.
*makes note to check cheap bins for it*
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:43, archived)

it does have Linda Harrison in it.
 
(Nova from Planet of the Apes)
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:50, archived)

WHO WILL FIND THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH

( gronkpan, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:54, archived)

Haha
I read a review of that, said it was abysmal

I love zombie films and naked women though, I'm still going to watch it.
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:36, archived)

speaking of goodfiles I hope you have downloaded these songs they are goodsongs.
www.msgeek.net/reh/download.html
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 May 2008, 8:15, archived)

OH YES I AM DOWNLOADING NOW.,

( gronkpan, Thu 29 May 2008, 8:28, archived)

\o/

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 May 2008, 8:38, archived)

Doctor Dyslexia already won this competition so everybody else should just give up now.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:29, archived)

So true.

( gronkpan, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:31, archived)

WHAT A TWIST!

( gronkpan, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:30, archived)

I KNOW
It takes the direct intervention of the Almighty for them to realise the possible benefits of baseball bat/alien interaction!

Oh, and the aliens are allergic to water, so they invade a planet that is two-thirds covered in the stuff. And where it rains.

This truly was the shittest film ever. Apart from all the other Mel Gibson ones.
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8416813
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:37, archived)

I KNOW
It takes the direct intervention of the Almighty for them to realise the possible benefits of baseball bat/alien interaction!

Oh, and the aliens are allergic to water, so they invade a planet that is two-thirds covered in the stuff. And where it rains.

This truly was the shittest film ever. Apart from all the other Mel Gibson ones.
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:53, archived)

YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
WAITE...LOL!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:57, archived)

ROFL

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 29 May 2008, 8:00, archived)

I made exactly the same argument.
"What's that blue stuff? Meh, lets invade anyway."

A better title would be "Creepy Aliens that don't do much"

The only good bit was the mexican party.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 May 2008, 7:54, archived)

I saw this youTube clip the other day of Stewart Lee
telling a Glaswegian audience that Braveheart was the shittest film he'd ever seen...now that takes some balls
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:59, archived)

"We only wanted to borrow a cup of sugarrrr!"
FAN! CY! PAR! TY!

Shyamammamaamalan family!
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 May 2008, 7:56, archived)

I watched that episode yesterday
and so giggled far too much at this
( The Sisko I hate the whole world, Thu 29 May 2008, 8:19, archived)

*Squints*
His wife gives him a sausage?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:49, archived)

That would have been a better ending

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:53, archived)

It would have!
"We marauding ungodly aliens are enticed by this tube of pig offal and wish to make peace with you."

/end
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 29 May 2008, 8:01, archived)

I read that too

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 29 May 2008, 8:51, archived)