*Squints*
His wife gives him a sausage?
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!,
Thu 29 May 2008, 7:49,
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It would have!
"We marauding ungodly aliens are enticed by this tube of pig offal and wish to make peace with you."
/end
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!,
Thu 29 May 2008, 8:01,
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