well i did in 1984....


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(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 29 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

Orwell is 100% YES!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

Were you born in 1984 as well?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

i wish
alas i'm an old twat
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 29 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

no I was born today, in 1985

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

Really?
Well hiphophappyslappy vaginaday to you.

Edit: that photo of you in your profile makes me think of Davy Jones. The Monkee, not the squiddy chap.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

thanks :)

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

You share your birthday with my girlfriend then

congrats mate!
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

Happy Girlfriend's Birthday

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:15, archived)

I'll have a posh beer on you tonight

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

Indeed.

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

Hahaha! I like this one.
Sorry I'm gonig to TJ. Are there any song requests for the bash play list?
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

baltimora - jungle boy

( new_matt, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

Wasn't that Tarzan boy?

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

it was
fingers got ahead of brain
( new_matt, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

Are you saying you're coming?:P

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

p2pbshmn - forest girl
?
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

lip up fatty fatty
big girl you are beautiful, fat bottom girls you make the rocking world go round
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

Unrest - Hydro

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

I'd like to hear some of RecklessRik's songs.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

he cant make it

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

:(

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:15, archived)

Incidentally, one of those is just playing on my random mp3 jukebox thingy

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

Bung one of mine in :P
Genuine requests: Holland 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel, over and over by Hot Chip, Glendora by Rilo Kiley, other obscure track by obscure indie band that is amazing that you will have never heard of.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

NMH aren't really bash material, unless you all want us moping over Anne Frank
?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

have you heard any Andrew Bird?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

I'm wearing stripey blue underpants

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

I am wearing pants with tetris print
and the waistband says 'I love computer geeks'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

*faints*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

Yesterday it was pirate ones with anchors all over
that said 'ahoy there matey' on the waistband.

I LOVE Primark.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

/jealousy.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

You should buy some
they're only a couple of quid each.

You might not be able to get all your tackle in, but they're sort of...girly boxers.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

AM I GIRLY BOXER MAN?
IS THAT WHAT I AM?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

You are SUCH A MANLY MAN
that for you, to wear girly boxers would not worry you or emasculate you.

Yes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

7 hours of porno funk

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

My Sharona
and the Theme to UFO
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:33, archived)

Yes yes yes!
This Please...
Wevie Stonder - A buddha made of mud
(Cakie smoke from me nose cover me like clothes, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

Just plonk this terrible hung over attempt..sorry
Last time I buy a dvd purely because of the amount of 5 star reviews it has


( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

I liked that film.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

It was allright i suppose
Just the fact that all those actors are probably older than me.. its set as late teen type thing, yet they dont act like it.. So the whole premise of the film sort of detracts from the story.

It was a bit confused, thats what i think anyway..
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

^ This
It is not of the calibre of Donnie Darko. Brick grabbed onto it's plot point and didn't deviate. It was supposed to be enough to keep you interested until the end.

It wasn't.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

i saw a pub yesterday with
***** food hygiene award

on one of the blackboards, didn't say anything about the quality though so i'm guessin it was shite
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

Gah!
That was one terrible film.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

Guilty as charged.
Boy was I embarassed when the kids in school were talking about it!
(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:18, archived)