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From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 754 entries (closed)

( new_matt, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

I yawned all the way through that filum . . .
it was so boron . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

it was drivel wasn't it
all style and no substance

edit: spang!
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

It's Sherlock Holmes' favourite

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

I thought it was pretty solid

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 29 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

It's alright
Needs less Chris Rock Tucker Ro.. Tucker and Lee Evans though.
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

So does absolutely everything.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

Fettueeeeeeeeee!
Erm ... RIS?
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

All Tucker does through the Fifth Element is buzz
I'll go now *grabs coat*
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Oh.
Oh Christ.

*kills*
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

I'm glad someone else can't tell.
*shops a picture of Chris Rock with the caption "Ican't believe it's not Tucker"...*
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

hahahahahaha!

( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

a clever compo entry
*click*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 29 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

Haha!
The actual film was Boron enough.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

*weeeeees*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

o_0
To be fair, if anyone is going to pun-piss me, I'm glad it's you.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

You'll get no argonment from me.

that was awful
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

there's neon need for that!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

I'll have a radon your pun stores if you're not careful.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

I've used that pun before!
*clicks*
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:48, archived)