Still tried looking them up anyway


From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 754 entries (closed)

(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

We all did sir
...but what's this got to do with the compo? Jolly good show
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

Did I compo it?
Whoops

*undoes*
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

Oh don't pretend that was a mistake ;-)

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

hehe
*snicker*
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

maybe this?
Ronseal Plots
Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal products, with everything turning out exactly as it says on the tin. Then turn it into a lovely picture on the internet.


not sure if a tag line qualifies as a title though.
( Seventh "Oh, cry me a fucking river, Barry!", Thu 29 May 2008, 13:08, archived)

*re-compos*

(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

Oooh, get me not reading the brief properly!
I love b3ta so hard :D
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

you know what b3ta is like
populated 99% by morons. 1% of whom will be there at the challenges inception, of course they will not read it, they just see the words, movie, picture and see Fraser used a movie poster and bam, repost of old crap and more toap on a poster than you can wave a shitty stick at. Then the other 98%, being half-wits, just look what the last guy did and try to make something a bit worse in a never-ending downward spiral.

The other 1% just look on in dismay and feel ( rightly ) superior.

noon hunny :)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES
ALRIGHT?

:D
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

I still haven't seen a lovely picture yet either
in the compo that is.....
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

You're just not looking in the right places...

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

Does contain "penis" though.
/Got sent home after looking up anatomical words once blog
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

That is ridiculous...

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

I was 23.

Nah but seriously, I was, in infant school.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

You could also write that on your underpants

(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:12, archived)