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that's a warm, horny story

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

oh, you....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

heheh

there's nothing wrong with a bit of horn ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

;)

~~a bit of~~ 24/7

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

hmmm

i don't want to dislocate my hip again!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

warm, moist and slightly sticky

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

filled with regret and shame

and hoping the breakfast is worth it

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

if it's a full english with black pudding and no beans

it's ALWAYS worth it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

*ponders a "black pudding and 2 beans" type of joke*

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

a perfect full english should consist of:

3 sausages
3 bacon
2 eggs, sunny side up
2 slices ulster fry
3 slices black pudding
portion of tinned plum tomatoes, NOT diced or half a fresh one
large portion fried mushrooms
1 slice fried bread, cut into 2 triangles
2 slices buttery toast
tomato sauce
mug NOT cup of tea.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

I need beans

and no black pudding

I don't do that crazy jazz, man

and I'm not fond of fried mushrooms

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

i'm hungry now

you bastard

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:29, archived)