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[challenge entry] Could have called it Lord of the Goatse.....

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(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# MY ASS?
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# YOUR ASS!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# OUR ASSES
*conjugates the verb "to bum"*
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I hate my job.
But occasionally, fabulous men from temping agencies turn up to give me BISCUITS!

Noooom
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# and marzipan....
;)

Edit: Sorry, I read that as 'tempting'. I am so bloody fail today.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Fabulous men from the internet haven't turned up, alas.
But I know they're out there. I shall sniff them out, on the almond trail.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Well, I'll see ya on Sunday - with marzipan.
;)
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# *sniffs happily*
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *sniffs other things*
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# haha
winningness!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# would you believe this is a pearoast?!
ta :)
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *sits down and starts singing about gold*
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# always believe in your soul
I do a very passable Tony Hadley at karaoke ( and at pubs, he can nearly drink as much as me )
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# He's quite attractive.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# He's a bit sad actually
trawls the pubs of Hammersmith happy to get in company with anyone as long as they just keep drinking with him.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I'll drink with Hadley.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# The heat is on, The time is right, It's time for you, For you to play your game...
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# LOVE GAMES?
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# With Henry Kelly?
Cor!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Matthew Kelly?
Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be.....
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Going for Gold :D
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ho hum
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!
PLEASE DO MORE!!!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Thanks...
:)
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I think that was sarcasm...
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hehehehehe
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Too many kinds of failure. Board may have to be closed.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:00, archived)