Could have called it Lord of the Goatse.....


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(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

HIS ASS!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

MY ASS?

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

YOUR ASS!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

OUR ASSES
*conjugates the verb "to bum"*
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

*sigh*

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

hmm

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA`
that made me laugh more than the football one
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

I have more, I just wait until the best times to use them
:D
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

This one's my fave

(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

haha
:D
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

awwww.....!

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

i like this one

_{seeing as we're posting images not our own}
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 29 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

Excellent!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

I hate my job.
But occasionally, fabulous men from temping agencies turn up to give me BISCUITS!

Noooom
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

and marzipan....
;)

Edit: Sorry, I read that as 'tempting'. I am so bloody fail today.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

Fabulous men from the internet haven't turned up, alas.
But I know they're out there. I shall sniff them out, on the almond trail.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

Well, I'll see ya on Sunday - with marzipan.
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

*sniffs happily*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

*sniffs other things*

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 29 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

haha
winningness!
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

would you believe this is a pearoast?!
ta :)
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 29 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

*sits down and starts singing about gold*

( pobblepop, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

always believe in your soul
I do a very passable Tony Hadley at karaoke ( and at pubs, he can nearly drink as much as me )
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

He's quite attractive.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

He's a bit sad actually
trawls the pubs of Hammersmith happy to get in company with anyone as long as they just keep drinking with him.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

I'll drink with Hadley.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

The heat is on, The time is right, It's time for you, For you to play your game...

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

LOVE GAMES?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

With Henry Kelly?
Cor!
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

Matthew Kelly?
Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be.....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

Going for Gold :D

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

ho hum

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!
PLEASE DO MORE!!!
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

Thanks...
:)
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

I think that was sarcasm...

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

hehehehehe

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

Too many kinds of failure. Board may have to be closed.

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Thu 29 May 2008, 16:00, archived)