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From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 754 entries (closed)

(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

Hahahah!
Yes! :D
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

Poor guy
That would definitely be an absolute bitch.
(icassu, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

he tried
thats why his voice is so high

woo
( Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

No,
but imagine how exotic his pubes must look.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

he could still wank

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

DAMN YOU CRUEL FATE!
He could be Edward Steel Knoblet though.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

You should have stopped at
"Batman and Beetlejuice"
Just like Mr Burton should have.
( Mstandot, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

!
*speechless*
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:55, archived)

^ this

( Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:59, archived)

Scissorhands is his best film.
Easily.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:01, archived)

I need to see it again.
And I'm going to watch Sweeney Todd, soon.
Then I shall judge :D
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:03, archived)

Second best. Nightmare Before Christmas always wins.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:06, archived)

No it fucking doesn't.
:D
*pisses off every emo on the planet*
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

He wouldn't have even made Sleepy Hollow.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:01, archived)

Yep.
or monkey crap
or wonka crap
or barber crap
or batman 2 crap
( Mstandot, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

It's not crap.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

Circumspect . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 29 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

Hahahaha.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:56, archived)

he wouldn't have so many scars if it wasn't for the bloody pollen this time of year

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:55, archived)

Arf!

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:55, archived)

He sure can prune a bush though!
Maybe he wanks through tantra or something.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 22:57, archived)

best thing about the film is Winona
....Fact
( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:58, archived)

Nah, Vincent Price.
Even if it was a short appearance.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:07, archived)

but.... but...
how is that a ronseal title? that's an observation, not a ronseal title. come to that, "edward scissorhands" is pretty much ronseal as it is. have you even bothered reading the challenge?
(boris the spider, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:03, archived)

Yes.
I'm being just like the other 95% of entrants.
(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:06, archived)

no argument from me there
you just happened to be the first i stumbled on at that point.

anyway, all silliness aside, there hasn't been the challenge yet where people stuck to it properly.
(boris the spider, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:42, archived)