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# well if you do go to the bash, get very drunk and make a tit of yourself
cos thats exactly what i would do if i could afford to go.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I may well make a tit of myself
several times before I even get there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# hahaha make sure you get photographic evidence!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# If you can get to the bash,
I'll buy you a couple of drinks.
Don't worry about a bed, you can sleep with me.
Erm..Sorry i re-word that.
Come to the bash, and sleep with me...No That's not right either...Ah, never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# ^that
is the 27th time you have tried that ploy today.
any luck yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# he kept looking at my tits yesterday and telling me
which defeads the point as i'd never have known unless he said something.

silly men.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Did he also look
at your blackbirds and robins?
/edit these twitchers can be quite disgusting - look at that Oddie fellow
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# i think my pussy scared them off.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# i'm beyond skint, couldn't even afford the train up there.
that and i'm bloody shy, believe it or not..i've met b3tans, i had a relationship with one and another is my best mate..a whole fucking pub full would scare the crap out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I'm bloody shy too.
I go to bashes to overcome this, but it's the beer comsumption which usally brings me out of my shell.
...I notice you didn't say anything about the sleeping part......
:P

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# slept with enough b3tans to last me a life time.
plus i owe mongychops loads of drinks and he might be there...altho that would be a good thing, nout as fun as getting drunk with mongy and discussing little kettles.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Still not syaing no. ;)


Christ my Wife would kill me if she saw all this!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# hahaha. stan i'm not going to sleep with you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Bugger.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# She won't let you do that either
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Arses.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# You're married to Christ?
What are you, a nun?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Might as well be!
A Nun that is.

Jesus My wife will definatley kill me now!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# If you cant remember
if she's called Jesus or Christ you deserve to get killed
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# It would be big'o'me to remember.


sorry , i'll go now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 May 2008, 23:25, archived)