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[challenge entry] :)

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# But does it recurse?
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I thought about recursion
then I thought about rolling another one...


...fuck the recursion :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I've got that
but I keep it in the bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 29 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# You have a coffee table in the bathroom?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I do love coffee
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 29 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I assume
that you also have a reclining loo with padded armrests and self wiping assembly.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# The finer things in life...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 29 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# You youngsters have it easy these days
I remember when I was a lad...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# hahaha.
nice.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# 'nings young lady
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# aye up kitten
hows your lovely self?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Torn
Saturday is causing me problems.
a)b3ta bash
b)Wasps v Leicester
c)Pre-posting bash with some military pals

hopefully
d) a, b and c
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# well if you do go to the bash, get very drunk and make a tit of yourself
cos thats exactly what i would do if i could afford to go.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I may well make a tit of myself
several times before I even get there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# hahaha make sure you get photographic evidence!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# If you can get to the bash,
I'll buy you a couple of drinks.
Don't worry about a bed, you can sleep with me.
Erm..Sorry i re-word that.
Come to the bash, and sleep with me...No That's not right either...Ah, never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# ^that
is the 27th time you have tried that ploy today.
any luck yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# he kept looking at my tits yesterday and telling me
which defeads the point as i'd never have known unless he said something.

silly men.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Did he also look
at your blackbirds and robins?
/edit these twitchers can be quite disgusting - look at that Oddie fellow
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# i think my pussy scared them off.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# i'm beyond skint, couldn't even afford the train up there.
that and i'm bloody shy, believe it or not..i've met b3tans, i had a relationship with one and another is my best mate..a whole fucking pub full would scare the crap out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I'm bloody shy too.
I go to bashes to overcome this, but it's the beer comsumption which usally brings me out of my shell.
...I notice you didn't say anything about the sleeping part......
:P

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# slept with enough b3tans to last me a life time.
plus i owe mongychops loads of drinks and he might be there...altho that would be a good thing, nout as fun as getting drunk with mongy and discussing little kettles.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Still not syaing no. ;)


Christ my Wife would kill me if she saw all this!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# hahaha. stan i'm not going to sleep with you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Bugger.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# She won't let you do that either
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Arses.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# You're married to Christ?
What are you, a nun?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Might as well be!
A Nun that is.

Jesus My wife will definatley kill me now!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# If you cant remember
if she's called Jesus or Christ you deserve to get killed
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# It would be big'o'me to remember.


sorry , i'll go now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Stolen from Seinfeld
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 29 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I wasn't there
honest
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# yes to this
(jonjonjon, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Needs more coffee
mmmm coffee

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# mmmmmm :)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 29 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# errrrmm...
...will beer do?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# IT'S A COFFEE TABLE FERCHRISSAKES!


yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# OK! OK!
no need to shout
I'll wipe up if I spill anything on the COFFEE table.
*drinks beer from percolator*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I like the think you way !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:57, archived)