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( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:44, archived)

But does it recurse?
Woo.
( Mstandot, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:45, archived)

I thought about recursion
then I thought about rolling another one...


...fuck the recursion :)
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:47, archived)

I've got that
but I keep it in the bathroom
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 22:45, archived)

You have a coffee table in the bathroom?

( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:49, archived)

I do love coffee

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 22:49, archived)

I assume
that you also have a reclining loo with padded armrests and self wiping assembly.
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:51, archived)

The finer things in life...

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

You youngsters have it easy these days
I remember when I was a lad...
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:58, archived)

hahaha.
nice.

*clicks*
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:46, archived)

'nings young lady
:D
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:49, archived)

aye up kitten
hows your lovely self?
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:51, archived)

Torn
Saturday is causing me problems.
a)b3ta bash
b)Wasps v Leicester
c)Pre-posting bash with some military pals

hopefully
d) a, b and c
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

well if you do go to the bash, get very drunk and make a tit of yourself
cos thats exactly what i would do if i could afford to go.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:55, archived)

I may well make a tit of myself
several times before I even get there
:D
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:57, archived)

hahaha make sure you get photographic evidence!

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:00, archived)

If you can get to the bash,
I'll buy you a couple of drinks.
Don't worry about a bed, you can sleep with me.
Erm..Sorry i re-word that.
Come to the bash, and sleep with me...No That's not right either...Ah, never mind.
( Mstandot, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:00, archived)

^that
is the 27th time you have tried that ploy today.
any luck yet?
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:02, archived)

he kept looking at my tits yesterday and telling me
which defeads the point as i'd never have known unless he said something.

silly men.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:04, archived)

Did he also look
at your blackbirds and robins?
/edit these twitchers can be quite disgusting - look at that Oddie fellow
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:08, archived)

i think my pussy scared them off.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

i'm beyond skint, couldn't even afford the train up there.
that and i'm bloody shy, believe it or not..i've met b3tans, i had a relationship with one and another is my best mate..a whole fucking pub full would scare the crap out of me.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:03, archived)

I'm bloody shy too.
I go to bashes to overcome this, but it's the beer comsumption which usally brings me out of my shell.
...I notice you didn't say anything about the sleeping part......
:P
( Mstandot, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:07, archived)

slept with enough b3tans to last me a life time.
plus i owe mongychops loads of drinks and he might be there...altho that would be a good thing, nout as fun as getting drunk with mongy and discussing little kettles.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

Still not syaing no. ;)


Christ my Wife would kill me if she saw all this!!
( Mstandot, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:12, archived)

hahaha. stan i'm not going to sleep with you.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

Bugger.

( Mstandot, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:17, archived)

She won't let you do that either
:D
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

Arses.

( Mstandot, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:20, archived)

You're married to Christ?
What are you, a nun?
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

Might as well be!
A Nun that is.

Jesus My wife will definatley kill me now!
( Mstandot, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:18, archived)

If you cant remember
if she's called Jesus or Christ you deserve to get killed
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:20, archived)

It would be big'o'me to remember.


sorry , i'll go now.
( Mstandot, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:25, archived)

Stolen from Seinfeld

( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 29 May 2008, 22:47, archived)

I wasn't there
honest
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

ouch

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:56, archived)

yes to this

(jonjonjon, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

Needs more coffee
mmmm coffee

;)
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

mmmmmm :)

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

errrrmm...
...will beer do?
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

IT'S A COFFEE TABLE FERCHRISSAKES!


yes
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

OK! OK!
no need to shout
I'll wipe up if I spill anything on the COFFEE table.
*drinks beer from percolator*
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:56, archived)

arf!

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:01, archived)

I like the think you way !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 29 May 2008, 22:57, archived)