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( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

Haha!
One of the most expensive collections of poetry ever!
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 30 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

You're a loose cannon McGonagall!
Screw you, Chief. I get results!


You tell 'em, McGonagall!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

i've been reading some of his recently
good lord he's awful :)
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

Ha ha.
Only book of poetry I own is a McGonagall collection one. It's amazing.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

*tears out page and wipes*

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:11, archived)

Nice one sir!
though he is one of the few poets I'd probably read
don't like poetry that much :(
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

I would like to say that this is a very funny photograph.
In the year of two thousand and eight it did in its way make me laugh,
But it is not a true reflection of Mr McGonagall, Scotland's greatest no longer living bard,
Because due to the jaded frame of mind I am in, there is very little that could make me laugh at something very hard.


woo!
( Sea Tramp can't troll mumsnet ALL the time, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

There was a young man from Japan.
Whose poetry didn't quite scan.
When asked why this was,
He said "It's because,
I always try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can".
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

I knows a bit of poorly-remembered Spike Milligan when I sees it...
(not that there's anything wrong with poorly-remembered Spike Milligan poems...)
( Sea Tramp can't troll mumsnet ALL the time, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:50, archived)

A fine read in time of need . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Fri 30 May 2008, 0:16, archived)