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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Haha!
One of the most expensive collections of poetry ever!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 30 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# You're a loose cannon McGonagall!
Screw you, Chief. I get results!


You tell 'em, McGonagall!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# i've been reading some of his recently
good lord he's awful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Ha ha.
Only book of poetry I own is a McGonagall collection one. It's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# *tears out page and wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Nice one sir!
though he is one of the few poets I'd probably read
don't like poetry that much :(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I would like to say that this is a very funny photograph.
In the year of two thousand and eight it did in its way make me laugh,
But it is not a true reflection of Mr McGonagall, Scotland's greatest no longer living bard,
Because due to the jaded frame of mind I am in, there is very little that could make me laugh at something very hard.


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:13, archived)
# There was a young man from Japan.
Whose poetry didn't quite scan.
When asked why this was,
He said "It's because,
I always try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can".
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I knows a bit of poorly-remembered Spike Milligan when I sees it...
(not that there's anything wrong with poorly-remembered Spike Milligan poems...)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# A fine read in time of need . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:16, archived)