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[challenge entry] And they say he doesn't have range



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(Chunkmiester Isn't happy with all this "not smoking" nonsense., Fri 30 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I say...
...he doesn't have talent.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Heh.
He's terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I love Severance.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I enjoyed that.
Cap'n Darling's performance was ... well ... a fine rendition of Cap'n Darling ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# bit of a coincidence,
but I was only watching that this morning.

One of my favourite movie quotes:

"Now I know we're mates, but if you look at my cock one more time, I'm gonna kick off"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# why?
it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# ....because I wrote it....
Thanks, Smash Monkey. Way to kick me when I'm down...
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# my pleasure ;D
i'd been promised much black humour by friends who had watched that film. unfortunately, it failed to live up to the hype.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Ah, I'd never heard of it before watching. I find I'm more likely to get something from a film if I have no expectations.
It's nothing special but compared to shit like Hostel and Saw, it's Battleship Potemkin of it's genre.

Also, watch The Signal.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# hostel was utter shite and saw wasn't much better
i'm glad i was given them and didn't have to fork out decent cash.
the signal, you say? i may peruse it at some future point.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I enjoyed it
It was a fine friday night time waster

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Foot in the bear trap was good
The rest was god-awful
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 30 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# he was ace in Human Traffic
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# He's fucking dreadful...
Dick van Dyke must be right pissed off that he's nicked his act
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# He's bulletproof you say?
damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# still leaves drowning
and fire
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I only have bullets
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:37, archived)