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[challenge entry] better version, smaller and now with added heroin!

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(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# i thought
it was heroin.... not coke

/pedant end.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# agreed
this was really rushed and sorry to all those that thought it was a shit attempt
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Yep, heroin
/rolls out post from yesterday...
www.b3ta.com/board/8419650
(icassu, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I don't understand that last bit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# The lovelly Jennifer ends up on her hands and knees
ass to ass with another woman who is in the same position, and they share a double ended dildo.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# OIC
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# It's ok, it has a happy ending
because she gets the drugs she so desperately craves.

Wait a minute, that's not happy, that's not happy at all...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I think she comes out of it better than anyone else
she only loses her dignity
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# way bigger than what exactly
make the bloody thing 300px wide and that should do the job, it really isn't that difficult.

forgive my harshness, read this
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
it'll help
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# is this any better?!*
*cba
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# directors cuts are usually stupidly big
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# GOD
apocalypse now redux... there's areason that stuff was left out!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Apparently there's a 6 hour cut, but no-one wanted to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Empire did a review of it once after FFC did a special screening for them. They said it was crap.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# director's cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Am I being incredibly naive
but what's ass to ass?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# double ended dildo's for chaps
or some new farting game i've not tried yet.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:09, archived)
# There's a bash tomorrow*...
*may contain hint
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# then it's beans for tea for me
does following through get you disqualified or get extra points.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# hmm...
like hungry hungry hippos?
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# cat buckaroo.
BEST. GAME. EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# heh
would it really be any better with a title like ass to ass?
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# no
it's more "claws-to-face" when the cat wakes up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# What do say?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Funk to funky....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# it's something you do in from of old men, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Yes
Yes it is!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# what is with all the huge posts this week?
There have been more over the last 5 days than the last two months...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# ..
*can't be bothered with pedantry*

I've no idea. Is it half term somewhere? Study leave? Perpetual Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# It's been half-term.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Because people are bastards, utter utter bastards
and what Leightonjimbo said
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:20, archived)