better version, smaller and now with added heroin!


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(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

i thought
it was heroin.... not coke

/pedant end.
( Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

HERION

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:07, archived)

nom nom no......
zzzzzzzzzzz *scratch* zzzzzzzzzzzzz *scratch* zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

OMG UR A CRIMINALS!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:09, archived)

i was just holding it
for a mate!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

agreed
this was really rushed and sorry to all those that thought it was a shit attempt
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:10, archived)

Yep, heroin
/rolls out post from yesterday...
www.b3ta.com/board/8419650
(icassu, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

I don't understand that last bit

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

The lovelly Jennifer ends up on her hands and knees
ass to ass with another woman who is in the same position, and they share a double ended dildo.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:10, archived)

OIC

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

It's ok, it has a happy ending
because she gets the drugs she so desperately craves.

Wait a minute, that's not happy, that's not happy at all...
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

I think she comes out of it better than anyone else
she only loses her dignity
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

way bigger than what exactly
make the bloody thing 300px wide and that should do the job, it really isn't that difficult.

forgive my harshness, read this
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
it'll help
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

is this any better?!*
*cba
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

directors cuts are usually stupidly big

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

GOD
apocalypse now redux... there's areason that stuff was left out!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:10, archived)

Apparently there's a 6 hour cut, but no-one wanted to see it.

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

O_O

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

Empire did a review of it once after FFC did a special screening for them. They said it was crap.

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

director's cunt?

( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

Am I being incredibly naive
but what's ass to ass?
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

double ended dildo's for chaps
or some new farting game i've not tried yet.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:09, archived)

There's a bash tomorrow*...
*may contain hint
( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

then it's beans for tea for me
does following through get you disqualified or get extra points.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

hmm...
like hungry hungry hippos?
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

cat buckaroo.
BEST. GAME. EVER.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

heh
would it really be any better with a title like ass to ass?
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

no
it's more "claws-to-face" when the cat wakes up
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

What do say?

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:10, archived)

Funk to funky....

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:10, archived)

it's something you do in from of old men, apparently

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

Yes
Yes it is!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

what is with all the huge posts this week?
There have been more over the last 5 days than the last two months...
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

..
*can't be bothered with pedantry*

I've no idea. Is it half term somewhere? Study leave? Perpetual Tuesday?
( Thinker actually likes George Lamb., Fri 30 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

all of the above

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

It's been half-term.
:(
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

Because people are bastards, utter utter bastards
and what Leightonjimbo said
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:20, archived)