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(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

This could be the title of any Shakespeare or Steinbeck adaptation
Of course, the full title would have to be "Nothing happens, and then they all die"
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

Cheers for that
was gonna watch that in a couple of weeks when Sky show it
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

watch it anyway, i think it's ace
plus it's got Hiroyuki Sanada in it, who rocks
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

I like Cillian
I think he's superb and Lady Scaramanga wants to sex him so everyone wins
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

Yeah he's pretty cool
I liked him as Scarecrow in Batman
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

i don't find him at all sexy
but 28 days later is in my top 10
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

it's no problem!
no problem at all, perhaps you shouldn't have looked then?
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

COCK OFF
TOSSER
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

meh
apparently it's shite anyway
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

I disagree
i enjoyed it
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

You're both wrong
it was ok

so there
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

unfortunatly there have been a few movies spoilt for me by this compo
but I cant really blame anyone for it, and THAT makes me angry

:D
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

Things is
some people don't realise the subtle difference between PLOT and ENDING.

Plus, there's a difference in giving away the ending to something that came out years ago, and something that came out 18 months ago
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

they're flying into the sun. It wasn't going to end any other way really.

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

yeah!
how come the bomb had that huge sheild but their ship had some little weedy umbrella styled thing on the front, how were they planning on getting home anyway?
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

I know. That films like a fucking colander

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

seems to be a popular plot

( inexpressible -> this space for rent <-, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

yeah
it's mostly because of the unoriginality of filmakers these days
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

get down with the sickness!

( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

\o/
have you seen diary yet?
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

not yet!
i'm dying to see it, though
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

I just downloaded it
it's not bad, I enjoyed it.
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

i may download it
i may go to the cinema. they have nachos with real nacho cheese
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

and what's wrong with imaginary nacho cheese?
nothing can beat that
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

yes it can
real cheese is REAL
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

hehehe
podcast.shapelessmass.com/mp3s/Richard%20Cheese%20-%20Down%20With%20The%20Sickness.mp3
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

*gleeee!*
i love that song!
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

has anyone else noticed
that unhappy endings have now become the new cliche? Every two-bit hollywood horror film or thriller ends with everyone dying or some kind of tragedy.. The happy ending is due a comeback I think!
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

agreed
script writers think that people won't expect the main character to die, because they're the main character, but everyone's so bored shitless of the idea
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

They need to go back to
killing main characters off half way through
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:33, archived)