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(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# This could be the title of any Shakespeare or Steinbeck adaptation
Of course, the full title would have to be "Nothing happens, and then they all die"
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Cheers for that
was gonna watch that in a couple of weeks when Sky show it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# it's no problem!
no problem at all, perhaps you shouldn't have looked then?
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# COCK OFF
TOSSER
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# meh
apparently it's shite anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# unfortunatly there have been a few movies spoilt for me by this compo
but I cant really blame anyone for it, and THAT makes me angry

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Things is
some people don't realise the subtle difference between PLOT and ENDING.

Plus, there's a difference in giving away the ending to something that came out years ago, and something that came out 18 months ago
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# they're flying into the sun. It wasn't going to end any other way really.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# yeah!
how come the bomb had that huge sheild but their ship had some little weedy umbrella styled thing on the front, how were they planning on getting home anyway?
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I know. That films like a fucking colander
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# seems to be a popular plot
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# yeah
it's mostly because of the unoriginality of filmakers these days
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# get down with the sickness!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hehehe
podcast.shapelessmass.com/mp3s/Richard%20Cheese%20-%20Down%20With%20The%20Sickness.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# *gleeee!*
i love that song!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# has anyone else noticed
that unhappy endings have now become the new cliche? Every two-bit hollywood horror film or thriller ends with everyone dying or some kind of tragedy.. The happy ending is due a comeback I think!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# agreed
script writers think that people won't expect the main character to die, because they're the main character, but everyone's so bored shitless of the idea
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# They need to go back to
killing main characters off half way through
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:33, archived)