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(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# pffft
this film is the single most homo erotic thing hollywood has ever managed to make
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# erm...
brokeback mountain?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# that's not homoerotic so much as gay
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# same thing
only more so
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# or is it
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Interview With a Vampire was up ther too
If you excuse the expression:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# and a heavy seam of paedophilia
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# gay niggers
from outer space?
(radja, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Top Gun?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# pfffft yeah, that too
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# hehehe. Soddem for not mentioning the Izzard as well!
Also just the odd thing to clear up now.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# That rockery out the back is cool!
*wishes she was going to the bash instead of watching Wasps batter the Tigers*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Those are all nice eatty herbs as well:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# If those are the same Argos fold up tables
that I had when I last went camping, they will snap and stab you with pointy plastic bits if you so much as sneeze near them.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# No
These are entirely different Argos folding tables that snap and stab you with pointy plastic bits!

EDIT: Wouldn't the underscore stop the R from being a suffix?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Phew
Disasater averted then, I'm off for a cuppa...
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# You did fix all the braces when you put it up didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Yes, but
the braces only give it strength in certain directions. If you twist round when sitting down, then it's wonky snappy stabby doom time. Oh and the (now with added suffix) bit IS the suffix.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# but isn't that just a sentence in brackets, not a suffix?
?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Bagsy the trolley!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# No that's my
putting-everything-for-the-BBQ-in-trolley!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:05, archived)