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(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

pffft
this film is the single most homo erotic thing hollywood has ever managed to make
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

erm...
brokeback mountain?
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

that's not homoerotic so much as gay

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

same thing
only more so
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

or is it

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

Interview With a Vampire was up ther too
If you excuse the expression:P
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

and a heavy seam of paedophilia

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

gay niggers
from outer space?
(radja, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

Top Gun?

( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

pfffft yeah, that too

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

hehehe. Soddem for not mentioning the Izzard as well!
Also, just the odd thing to clear up now.


( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

That rockery out the back is cool!
*wishes she was going to the bash instead of watching Wasps batter the Tigers*
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

Those are all nice eatty herbs as well:D

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

If those are the same Argos fold up tables
that I had when I last went camping, they will snap and stab you with pointy plastic bits if you so much as sneeze near them.
(Andy_R Yes, the one from the Pirate Party UK, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

No
These are entirely different Argos folding tables that snap and stab you with pointy plastic bits!

EDIT: Wouldn't the underscore stop the R from being a suffix?:P
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

Phew
Disasater averted then, I'm off for a cuppa...
(Andy_R Yes, the one from the Pirate Party UK, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

You did fix all the braces when you put it up didn't you?

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

Yes, but
the braces only give it strength in certain directions. If you twist round when sitting down, then it's wonky snappy stabby doom time. Oh and the (now with added suffix) bit IS the suffix.
(Andy_R Yes, the one from the Pirate Party UK, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

but isn't that just a sentence in brackets, not a suffix?
?:P
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

Bagsy the trolley!

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

No that's my
putting-everything-for-the-BBQ-in-trolley!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:05, archived)