repost as i've finally figured out how to make it smaller


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(tugger blah fucking blah, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:05, archived)

Welcome back from the naughty step
*looks for bunker keys*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:06, archived)

their timing was dreadful...
i was just about to remove it until i figured out how to make it smaller...

incidentally, i did it by uploading it to facebook, who kindly made it smaller for me...
(tugger blah fucking blah, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:09, archived)

Why don't you use the image uploader here?
It does a better job and it's not on come-on-my-facebook
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:13, archived)

how
do i use the image uploader? i was under the impression b3ta didn't host images, i use b3tards mostly.
(tugger blah fucking blah, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:15, archived)

After "Post a new message"

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:22, archived)

aha
thank you.

so bloody obvious as well.
(tugger blah fucking blah, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:23, archived)

Yeah but Dixie,
if you were on facebook, you would be able to see my special files ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 30 May 2008, 18:15, archived)

Aw, even facebook acknowledged that you'd failed at image size.
Ouch.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:18, archived)

Well done for trying to make things right.
You obviously want to be a part of things and for that reason you should ignore any wanker that tells you to fuck off.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:08, archived)

i do
ignore them. believe me, i have thick skin. i've been called tugger for the last ten years, i really don't mind being told to fuck off.
(tugger blah fucking blah, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:10, archived)

pffft
nice :P
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:18, archived)

Oh wait, you're the guy that says "tough shit" when you do something you know is wrong.
Well done for that. I don't like that.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:11, archived)

oh well.
i won't lose any sleep.
(tugger blah fucking blah, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:11, archived)

I BET YOU DO

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:12, archived)

i'll
get back to you on that tomorrow...
(tugger blah fucking blah, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:13, archived)

More like THE DAY AFTER!!!! BECAUSE YOU LOST SLEEP!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA I WIN
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:14, archived)

well done.
i'm too stoned to really argue against that, and therefore i lose.
(tugger blah fucking blah, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:16, archived)

I AM THE BEST MOD EVER.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:17, archived)

OH YEAH YOU'RE A MOD!
*high fives*
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:19, archived)

EVERYONE IS BANNED FOR A DAY.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:20, archived)

:D:D:D:D:D
BEST MOD EVAR
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:23, archived)

you're a mod?
that was lucky i didn't tell you to fuck off then, huh?

mind you, i quite like the naughty step, the kitten is cute. can you put me on the naughty step for 10 seconds?
(tugger blah fucking blah, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:19, archived)

I didn't put you on the naughty step. That was someone else.
Also: I don't do requests.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:21, archived)

aw.
worth a try.

time for a cup of tea.
(tugger blah fucking blah, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:21, archived)

I was on the naughty step for over 300,000 seconds two days ago.
It wasn't fun :(
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:23, archived)

ALSO NOT ME.
I once got naughty stepped for a week.

All I did was tell the talk board that it'd be good netiquette if they all fucked off and died.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:26, archived)

You probably got naughty stepped because you didn't follow through with actions.
Kill them. KILL THEM ALL!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:28, archived)

I don't want to kill anyone.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:29, archived)

Damn you and your half baked plans.
HALF BAKED!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:35, archived)

HEY, I TOLD THEM TO DIE, I DIDN'T THREATEN TO KILL THEM.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:38, archived)

That is why you were stepped.
YOU LEFT IT ALL TO CHANCE!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:38, archived)

what did you do?
/gossip monster
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:27, archived)

wow, that's long.
i got naughty stepped for three days i think when i first starting posting on here a couple of years back, but i was being a cunt, starting new threads on the main board with no pics telling everyone to fuck off. i think i was very drunk, and i found it very amusing at the time. i don't think anyone else did though.
(tugger blah fucking blah, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:29, archived)

That would have been around the time that the naughty step got invented.
HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!

Oh fuck. Sorry everyone.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:31, archived)

really?
so i'd have been amongst the first?

the earliest post i can find of mine is december 2005, it'd be around that time roughly.
(tugger blah fucking blah, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:33, archived)

I don't want to talk about it.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:34, archived)

ok.
if you insist.
(tugger blah fucking blah, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:35, archived)

Well done


and...one of these

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:11, archived)

How did you make this picture so special?

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:13, archived)

It helps if it's a 'special' person making it

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:17, archived)

Fig 6:! is really a metaphor for our internal struggle.
We all face this struggle. Most of us don't win.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:19, archived)

Maybe Emilio there can guide some of you lost souls

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:20, archived)

or at the very least
give us good insider tips on the perfect 'tache wax'!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:22, archived)

Oh, I beat my struggle a couple of years ago.
That fateful day I took up the shift.

God damn my pinkies could kill a man.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:22, archived)

HOTT

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:26, archived)

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:31, archived)

sup zank!

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:37, archived)

hi mate
hows it going?
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 30 May 2008, 19:23, archived)

PINKY MULES

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:50, archived)

i (heart) spud!

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:14, archived)

Well to be honest with you , I don't give a fuck about filesize
it was the Scottish wankers part that got on my tits.that's why I called you a knobend.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:46, archived)

try this one then:

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 30 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

Edinburgh is in East Central Scotland ya drongo =D

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 30 May 2008, 19:39, archived)

i knew that (pffttt... yeah fuckin right i did)
i was just checking to see if the locals are awake!
Edit: struth ya flamin spunkrat galah!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 30 May 2008, 19:44, archived)

The guy in the middle
is English.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 30 May 2008, 19:04, archived)

HEH yes

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 30 May 2008, 19:07, archived)