This made me feel sick, this did
but it had to be done.



My favourite film.... defiled :(

From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 754 entries (closed)

( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:30, archived)

GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER

( gronkpan, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:31, archived)

*builds fire*
*sings a couple of songs*
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:33, archived)

They mostly come at night,
mostly...
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 30 May 2008, 18:35, archived)

Hey vasquez you ever been mistaken for a man?
No - have you?
( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:51, archived)

Wierzbowski!

(DrZaarlon Is Not As Cool As He'd Like., Fri 30 May 2008, 19:10, archived)

this is awesome on toast! *
*spread with a topping of your own choosing
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 30 May 2008, 19:25, archived)

*rubs eyes*
whut?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:33, archived)

defiling ftw!
also, sentry guns ftw! first person shooters would never be the same again
( doph no time like the precedent, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:33, archived)

I can believe some people call it 'Aliens 2' as well!

( Mstandot, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:33, archived)

Oh they do.
It's the "Aliens 1" bit that always gets me though.
*edit* I noticed I'd missed a massive discussion on the subject about a week ago and it seemed to fit :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:35, archived)

Well those people are mostly cunts, mostly.

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:35, archived)

Affirmative.

( Mstandot, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:36, archived)

"Aye-firmative"
*plays with grenade*
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:46, archived)

Careful with that, honey.

( Mstandot, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:51, archived)

Dangerous

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:58, archived)

The good news?
We've got four of these robot sentries..... with display and scanners intact.

They really kick ass I think they'll come in handy....

I've seen it too many times.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 30 May 2008, 19:03, archived)

The bizaare sequelling system wasn't kept up for Alien Vs Predator though.
THERE WERE MORE THAN ONE OF EACH!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:36, archived)

I think they were just using non-plurals as plaural
for the type of being, the aliens come under theAlien bracket, and the predators come under the predator bracket.
What am I babbling on about?
( Mstandot, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:40, archived)

Alien, Aliens, Alien cubed
And no other film.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 30 May 2008, 18:37, archived)

Almost this exact sentence
is written on my Bebo page.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:39, archived)

^This
There are definitely only three films in the Alien sequence... End of
( crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:40, archived)

did google img search to play with a cubed alien
found this
( doph no time like the precedent, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:40, archived)

That would shit me right up!!!!!

( Mstandot, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:43, archived)

*marries*
We're not planning on any kids.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:45, archived)

The little second mouth would be great for oral, if the teeth were removed.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:46, archived)

secksy aleens!
surprised it wasn't a b3tan who made it
( doph no time like the precedent, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:49, archived)

Made it?
I honestly think that is a real costume, not because it doesn't look shopped but because I know what people are like...
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:50, archived)

oh my fuck
you have opened my mind to a whole other level of weirdness
( doph no time like the precedent, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:53, archived)

That's nothing.
I searched for Smurfs earlier this week so I could paint some for a local gala day.

I don't think I'll be able to after what I found :(
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:55, archived)

Link.
LINK!

{I mean a hyperlink, rather than me irrationally shouting the main character of the Zelda games}
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 19:01, archived)

now I can't find it again!
But it involved the word "hardcore".
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 30 May 2008, 19:18, archived)

something like this?
NSFW
(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Fri 30 May 2008, 19:20, archived)

ah HAHAHAHA
I imagine if I had gone any further into it, this would have been the basic plot....
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 30 May 2008, 19:29, archived)

Haha.
I love when porn is just laughably embarrassing instead of wrong.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

best LOL in a while

( doph no time like the precedent, Fri 30 May 2008, 19:35, archived)

Oh God.
Now I actually am imagining all the little things you could get up to.......
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:49, archived)

hahahaha oh my!

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:50, archived)

No!
Alien, Aliens, Alienses.
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:43, archived)

Alieii?

( Mstandot, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:44, archived)

Alien walked, alien slept, alien ate.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:45, archived)

*slaps*

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:47, archived)

Alien, Aliens
and no other films
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 30 May 2008, 19:05, archived)

the extended edition
of the 3rd film makes it a faaar better movie. And I always thought it a fitting end for ripley, taking the last alien queen to it's death.

Then hollywood fucked it up for the benjamins.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 30 May 2008, 19:31, archived)