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(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I'm not saying that 100% fact
But to feel the need to take the piss out of something like that, doesn't say much about you as a person.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:34, archived)
# [have you been drinking again?]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Hmm you know what?
That's a damn good idea. Ask me again in about 30 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# [you know, I just thought this too ;?P]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
# i'm not saying i understood that 100%
because it didn't make much sense
or am i too sober?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# You are non too bright...
b3ta seems like a repository for people who take the piss out of religeon but don't believe the opinions of the vast majority of the scientific community. How could something so damaging to the economy possibly be convenient?
(Pete_G, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# you're making even less sense to me than either riverghost or the turd did
at that's bloody difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# camel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
no mate, i'm strictly roll my own now. i used to before i went student, in fact i had quite a collection of different packs, i love the artwork.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# well
global warming is convenient for almost no one.
(Pete_G, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# inconvienient it may be
but it's not the end of the world.

for mankind maybe, but ho hum, the planet will cope quite well without us.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 May 2008, 21:10, archived)
# vast majority?
surely you mean the scientific community that governments pay to say what they want them to say, so they can tax us in the name of 'the environment' ?
name this vast majority you speak of and i'll retract my picture. but you cant, can you? because the real scientific community outnumber them a hundred to one.
the major problem with global warming is that it stopped in 1998.

and i'll got round to religion soon...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
# You sir, are fucking retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 30 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# why, thank you
you fucktard
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# "the major problem with global warming is that it stopped in 1998."
Excellent news.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
# yup we're all safe now
i'm nearly bankrupt as i've just planted a vineyard on the outskirts of york.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# think yourself lucky
i opened a surf shop in kettering because it'll be right on the coast when norfolk floods.




disclaimer: there already is a surf shop in kettering, or was, anyway. i have no idea at all how it made any money.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# i was led to believe by the bloke that sold me the vines
that the romans were growing grapes in the area years before they even invented low energy light bulbs, and that it was a safe bet as things are warming up a bit again. seems i've been hoodwinked. think i'll see if i can't turn them into a rainforest and import me some homeless orang's, yorkshire needs orang's. lets face it if you've seen one whippet you've seen 'em all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Make sure
you get some previously uncontacted tribesmen so you can entertain yourself flying a plane around above them, leaning out of the window, shouting "OI! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" and dropping copies of Razzle.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Nice going
Genius. You have changed my opinions with your well reasoned argument.
(Pete_G, Fri 30 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# yeah, well
fuck you all. i have just been to the off-licence and i have alcohol now.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 30 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# if it 'stopped in 1998'
why are is the respected, peer-reviewed journal new scientist amongst others still publishing editorials and scientific articles on the subject?

here
here
here

see how easy that was to find a list of articles ruining the pseudo-science of rubbishing the reality of global warming? stop acting like a child and realise we are all resposible for our actions, and may have to clean up someone else's mess at some point
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# woot!
Excellent! Multiple clickings of the "I like This" link
(clut, Fri 30 May 2008, 22:10, archived)