b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Ronseal Plots » Message 8425093

[challenge entry] A popular choice


But I couldn't find this exact version in the 32 pages' worth of entries.

From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 737 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# ah, somebody who researches to prevent the bindun factor!
I approve!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I'm going to bed now.
Goodnight hexy darling :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# GOODNIGHT SWEETHEART
*sings theme song*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# i love horses
best of all the targets
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Well they are the best of all the animals.
There are other, less pretty animals in need though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# i see the point, you know, horses are useful and it's daft to hunt them
but to spare something cos it's 'beautiful'? Seems daft. Few people would think twice about killing a spider, but something fluffy is sacred. Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Spiders are lovely =(
Anything I kill, I like to do it on purpose.

I'd kill a chicken with decapitation, but I feel sorry for snails I tread on by accident, I'd much rather drown them in beer.

I try to squish flies in my hands. Except the big ones, they make too much mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# You sound just slightly scary...
But in the good, intersting way. Not the "Argh Christ get away from me!" way...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# One of my hobbies is walking up very quietly behind people.
And then saying hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# "A lot of people say to me 'Get out of my garden'."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# When I was 8 I got a warning from the police.
My brother and I had figured out how to climb over the fence to next door. We saw an old bench at the back of the garden, so we thought they didn't want it any more.

So we took it. It was hard for an 9 year old and 7 year old getting a wrought iron bench over a fence.

Later on the neighbour came round and asked "Have you seen my bench?" and then saw it in our back garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:31, archived)
# as in hello
or HELLO and ..er..prodding them
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Just at a normal volume.
Think the butler from Mr Deeds.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# *thinks*
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I think spiders are beautiful.
They scare the hell out of me, but that gives me all the more the reason to study them more.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# They only scare me if they're massive, and running after me.
Otherwise they're just a bit big, and lovely 8 legged beings.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# All spiders are massive.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:25, archived)
# ESPECIALLY THE LITTLE ONES D:
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I almost held a tarantula in year 2.
Looking back, I shouldn't have chickened out.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# cockroaches
ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! raevloek the Mollusk, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
#
how can people do this to such a beautiful animal . they are one of the smartest

animals to. lets not do this to them i have 2 of them and could never even raisr

ahand to myne so lets take action n say no to torture!!!

thanks for listening

joe xxx
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# how does she clean them?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# She's telepathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# with lowered hands
and strong chemicals
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# She's really tall
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# She's got two horses.
She'll get the servants to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Or she flys past on her zip wire with her hands by her sides
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# there's no problem that you can't solve with zip wires
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Oh if only I had one to go from the Tower in the park by my flat
to my uni, otherwise I have to walk around the fucking river.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:37, archived)
# That, or be more Jesusy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I tried that, got half way across and got hit by a really slow boat.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I h8 peple hoo raisr ahand.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# also - no torture?
any proper hunter will use a rifle n round that'll kill whatever they hunt outright, ie in a relatively painless way. slightly controversial, but i understand this is the case
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I love horses
they're my dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# i love horses, best of all the sandwiches, i love love horses with pints of beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I poo horses.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# YOUR ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:47, archived)
# am i the only who thought that that horse looked pretty fucked even as dead horses go
maybe it was a mercy killing!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I feel sorry for horses, best of all the animals they may be.
If they're causing a nuisance, they've gotta go D:


On the contrary though, I feel as if anyone kills a cat which isn't rabid or has extreme cancer, even if it's a stray who scratches small children on the face, then they are an evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Horsemeat is lovely.
Though that particular horse seems a bit skinny. Not much eating on that.
It's much better to feed them up and then send them to an abbatoir.
(Pelle ghola, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Ah damn, that reminds me; I have some TOATS on the go!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:11, archived)