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[challenge entry] excuse my hangover

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(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 31 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I always wondered
does she have a 50ft husband?

and if so, why take it out on the small people?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 31 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I think the fact that she does not have a 50ft husband
is the reason for all this mindless violence.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 31 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Hmm you may be right

or she may just be a 50ft biatch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 31 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# probably yes
frustrated about the lack of proper sized tampax

(omg, what WOULD she do that one special time each month)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 31 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# People would drown
Maybe she uses several sheep
(thebadger Isn't lurking for a change on,, Sat 31 May 2008, 13:00, archived)
# cover an elephant
in cotton wool balls
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 31 May 2008, 13:00, archived)
# that would provide her with a cord at least
for easy removal
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 31 May 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I'm glad
we're finally debating the aesthetics of this movie
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 31 May 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Eugh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 31 May 2008, 13:05, archived)
# she could donate it :S
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 31 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# was gonna compo this rubbish

but as they both say mental 'll put it here
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 31 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# what film's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Sat 31 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I think
If she had a 50ft husband he would be a lot easier to find, no need for mindless violence, Proably.
(thebadger Isn't lurking for a change on,, Sat 31 May 2008, 12:55, archived)
# 50ft woman is big


50byte woman is small, what a little woman!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# lies
that's 148kb
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 31 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# metric bytes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 14:17, archived)