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My lawyers have told me that it's a random picture I found on google-images.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:10,
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it's hard to tell who is who in the stange world of pedophillia
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:11,
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Damn right
I just got regressed to being 12 years old, then I touched my own winky
It went hard, but nothing came out
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:13,
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It went hard, but nothing came out
throw him in the river
if he sinks he is not a nonce and will die innocent, if he floats burn him. Simple and decisive like the good old days.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:25,
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That's the way it should be
They should also kill chefs
They are the root of the knife problem if you ask me
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:26,
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They are the root of the knife problem if you ask me
yes because everyone knows that chefs are all french!
All of them!
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:28,
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and the french ones are like uberfrench
damn them! the hippies!
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:30,
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i say that is good, but as hexy actually is a nonce
it sickens me
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:10,
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You could have got this information from my profile.
Particularly the bit where I say I'm a cunt.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:11,
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are you really gay for hexy or something?
has all this internet upset you today didums
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:13,
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Haha. I like this, because you've already pwomised your bestest buddy mike that you'll stick up for him
Don't blubber
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:16,
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hey mate, i dispise you no matter what
you are a boring and unintersting ugly fuck, if you are gay for hexy that's up to you
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:18,
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Haha
I hate to abandon my weekly Peep Show quote, but that has to go in my sig
EDIT: Nah. I'll add it to the reviews in my profile. Thanks!
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:19,
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EDIT: Nah. I'll add it to the reviews in my profile. Thanks!
You called him mate
but you don't like him
I'M CONFUSED MONGYCHOPS
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:20,
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I'M CONFUSED MONGYCHOPS
hey no offence hank, it is a term i use, like fuck off mate, before it kicks off
that is the sort of pleasent conversation i like
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:22,
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Like
Pal if you were Scottish?
"Hey Pal, did you fuck me beer and drink my wife?"
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:24,
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"Hey Pal, did you fuck me beer and drink my wife?"
"what do you mean no? is my beer and wife not good enough for you eh? eh? eh?"
and hilarity ensues...
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:32,
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how we chuckled in the back of the ambulance,
the nurses that did triage giggled as well!
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:41,
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if you've spent all the taxi fare on beer
the ambulance is always free!
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:44,
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Just the person I wanted to talk to:
Why have you stopped doing Amerigo and Chimley?
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:18,
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Because I'm now back at uni
And I only have a laptop with touchpad :(
But, next week they shall return for the Summer :)
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:32,
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But, next week they shall return for the Summer :)
Yes, evidently a young man being mildly attracted to a girl
slightly over two years his junior, and at least 4000 fucking miles away, is cause for us to burn said young man.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:13,
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it's sad it's come to this when so many people have said very nicely to mofaha
about b3ta not being the best place for kk with the threat of older men(and i'm not talking a 2 year bloody age difference)and unsavoury types on the internets and the fact that b3ta is purile, immature and full of adult material..there's a fair share of nudity and bad taste jokes about anything from serial killers to shagging horses and to my mind, surely thats more unsuitable for a 16 year old than her talking to someone a few years older..not to say hex is immature, but girls mature quicker than boys at that age, so really beyond the 2 years, i can't see there being a vat age difference in the 2 of them..they're both just kids(and i don't mean tht nastily to hex) talking to each other..when you're a teenage girl you like older guys..it's just a bit over the top all this, let your kid post here and you do that knowing what goes on on this place...not like it's a completely out of the blue thing to happen.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:19,
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I saw a lady making love to a horse on the internet once*
* three times
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:21,
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* three times
was she a serial killer? and a chef?
did she kill the horse and then cook it, for a group of lesbians who smeared eachother in horse juice?
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:25,
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I completely agree with you there.
mofaha tends to hate anyone Kk fancies.
It's why he doesn't talk to me any more, and it's why he's after hexachordal.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:25,
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It's why he doesn't talk to me any more, and it's why he's after hexachordal.
oh for fucksake, i mean you two could b a bit annoying..but you're just two kids being friends. i never see how it was anything but that. you weren't grooming her were you?
i take it kk isn't allowed male friends in real life..TALKING TO BOYS MAKES YOU PREGNANT.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:28,
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I wasn't grooming her, no.
To say I was grooming her is to say she was grooming me, the feelings were mutual, hahah.
Kk met a guy called Bjorn and she said mofaha had a go at her for exchanging mobile numbers with him.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:31,
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Kk met a guy called Bjorn and she said mofaha had a go at her for exchanging mobile numbers with him.
oh for fucksake.
i mean what if she ever wants to have sex one day? will she have to clear it with him first?
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:33,
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If he says no, then she's screwed forever.
She does anything and everything he tells her.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:36,
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thats a bit fucked up really..and he's only her step dad.
god, must suck to be her, i take it she's banned form here now..by him!(not the mods/admins)
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:38,
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She has a lot of respect for him, and she loves him very much.
He's been there a lot longer than her real dad, too.
And I doubt he'd ban her outright.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:41,
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And I doubt he'd ban her outright.
kittyvomit is speaking sense
folk's needing to take a deep breath here, before shit goes insane and nothing of benefit is achieved
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:28,
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I love you so much
I could make a meal of corned beef, beans and instant mash for you
:D
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:33,
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:D
yay! made from the finest cham freshly hewn from the cutest babies!
:D
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:36,
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hahaha.
when i was younger my brother told me it was called babyshit and not babycham..for some reason i believed him.
also
newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/giraffe-wiener-dog.jpg
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:37,
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also
newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/giraffe-wiener-dog.jpg
I think it's made of a mixture of sugar and liquified gravel
:D
aww that poor bastard dog
I hope it's owner gets the shit kicked out of him
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:39,
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aww that poor bastard dog
I hope it's owner gets the shit kicked out of him
18 year old man wanting to fuck just turned 15 year old girl, and spelling it out via online messages
you got kids? you'd be happy yeah?
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:17,
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*humph*
*stays away from the "burn hex bus"*
EDIT: - never can tell if serious or pissing around...damned lack of emotion
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:28,
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EDIT: - never can tell if serious or pissing around...damned lack of emotion
To be fair, I haven't seen any of the gazzes between the two parties.
It does however seem as though KK might have flirted first. Either way, I'm pretty sure that's as far as it went...just flirting. Plus - They're 4000 miles apart, and I'm pretty sure neither of them are stupid enough to either give out their address, or jump on a plane.
There's being protective, and there's hacking into peoples accounts and invading their privacy.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:20,
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There's being protective, and there's hacking into peoples accounts and invading their privacy.
If I stuck my winky in a girly what was underage
would it matter that she asked instigated it?
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:23,
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no.
However, this did not happen. It is never likely to happen.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:26,
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Just to play Devil's Advocate...
mohafa said KK is going to the UK in the summer and that her and Hex were planning on meeting up.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:25,
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She and I were planning on meeting up when we were in in "internet relationship" as it were.
It was just false hope, we knew it wouldn't happen and so did hexy.
The whole meeting up thing is irrelevant, because I know Kk and how fast she goes through guys.
If mofaha hadn't caught up with it sooner, she'd have broken it off anyway.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:27,
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The whole meeting up thing is irrelevant, because I know Kk and how fast she goes through guys.
If mofaha hadn't caught up with it sooner, she'd have broken it off anyway.
As much as I respect mofaha and think he is very talented
I honestly believe he should let the poor girl have a bit of privacy! I mean, why was he looking at the gaz??
She's a teenage girl and she's bound to be interested in guys sometimes... what's the big deal.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:35,
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She's a teenage girl and she's bound to be interested in guys sometimes... what's the big deal.
Yeah well I've lost all my respect for him.
I very much doubt Kk will have shown them to him herself, meaning he most likely went through them himself, sitting there with a box of popcorn while he reads through all the sordid details*.
*The gazzes weren't sexual, Kk talked me through them a while ago. There was no *touches boobies* involved, hexy states.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:40,
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*The gazzes weren't sexual, Kk talked me through them a while ago. There was no *touches boobies* involved, hexy states.
Hahahahah, she'd never do that to her stepdad.
I doubt she'd let him get into trouble for doing ANYTHING, actually.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:47,
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Fair enough.
I don't suppose we should make judgments until we know all the details.
If it was something like "Your hair looks nice", Mofaha might be over-reacting. Then again, it might have been something decidedly less innocent.
I'm probably just too trusting, and everyone involved is either insane or a pervert.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:30,
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If it was something like "Your hair looks nice", Mofaha might be over-reacting. Then again, it might have been something decidedly less innocent.
I'm probably just too trusting, and everyone involved is either insane or a pervert.
SO..
DO YOU LIKE GIRLSALOUD? *COUGH*WHATS YOUR BRA SIZE*COUGH* MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ARE COOL!
/groom
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:32,
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/groom
NO THEY LEAK IN NIGHTCLUBS - I'm building up some beautiful moobs but I don't know what size-I like ponies
:D
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:42,
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it's just words on a screen tho
and i doubt it was anything like "OMG I WANTZ TO TOUCH YER HAIRLESS PUSSY" or whatever.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:23,
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*grabs industrial pump*
whether it's built for it or not, it's gonna get a milkin'
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:30,
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get me access to a pumping station
I'll show you some fluid volume
:D
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:46,
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:D
She was flirting with him,
and he flirted back.
He's not a paedo :[
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:14,
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He's not a paedo :[
thats what i said to the judge...
but they sent me down anyway!
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:17,
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mofaha is trying to sue hexachordal for flirting with Killerkitti via gaz
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:24,
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No real offence meant
but, what an overprotective *&@" :)
Do you know what hexy has supposedly said?
& any idea what Kk makes of this?
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:40,
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Do you know what hexy has supposedly said?
& any idea what Kk makes of this?
hexy didn't say anything overly sexual, just things like *kisses neck* and stuff.
Kk was like that in her replies, too.
And she really misses him. She says there's nothing she can do about it, but she wishes she could speak to him.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:43,
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And she really misses him. She says there's nothing she can do about it, but she wishes she could speak to him.
Aww that's totally tame
1. All 15 year old girls get flirted with on the internet, it's nothing to sue over... it is merely life experience before facing the real world. Hexy is barely older anyway.
2. Mofaha should realise that she probably started it. Boys are shy things a lot of the time. Maybe he just doesn't want her growing up.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:50,
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2. Mofaha should realise that she probably started it. Boys are shy things a lot of the time. Maybe he just doesn't want her growing up.
search for kk and you'll get the whole story.
it's a long one. ooer.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:24,
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Nah it's alright, because I got all the information from Hex. On here.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:18,
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what goes on tour stays on tour
or you can bleet like a girl and get the attention you deserve
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:20,
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Do a compo image for that.
Change the Terminator poster or something.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:22,
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But it's lolarious
To everyone concerned that isn't KK, Hex and Mohafa.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:26,
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mofaha is a good guy...if really stupidly over protective
I've got nothing bad to say about him..so no.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:30,
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i have totally missed all this drama
and it sounds like nothing
i like everyone involved so i'm staying out of it
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:35,
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i like everyone involved so i'm staying out of it
I wasn't really being serious.
I don't know anyone concerned...I just think its all very funny.
I'm sure both people are sterling chaps.
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:36,
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I'm sure both people are sterling chaps.
eh? could i get a full expanation of what the fuck you are trying to say
thanks
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:30,
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Christ on a fucking tandem
*looks other way entirely for the whole duration*
ooh there's a Sheep! post a bit further down
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:53,
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ooh there's a Sheep! post a bit further down
actually, yes, things will be what they will be
why can't we all just get along and deal with things in a calm sensitive manner
So with that in mind, I'm going back to the computer game, in which america and russia are at war and everyone is killing eachother to death with a variety of blood letting weapons of death
back later :D
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Sat 31 May 2008, 17:58,
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So with that in mind, I'm going back to the computer game, in which america and russia are at war and everyone is killing eachother to death with a variety of blood letting weapons of death
back later :D