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# Yes, evidently a young man being mildly attracted to a girl
slightly over two years his junior, and at least 4000 fucking miles away, is cause for us to burn said young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 31 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# True, but logic has no place here.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# And yet personal information does.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# it's sad it's come to this when so many people have said very nicely to mofaha
about b3ta not being the best place for kk with the threat of older men(and i'm not talking a 2 year bloody age difference)and unsavoury types on the internets and the fact that b3ta is purile, immature and full of adult material..there's a fair share of nudity and bad taste jokes about anything from serial killers to shagging horses and to my mind, surely thats more unsuitable for a 16 year old than her talking to someone a few years older..not to say hex is immature, but girls mature quicker than boys at that age, so really beyond the 2 years, i can't see there being a vat age difference in the 2 of them..they're both just kids(and i don't mean tht nastily to hex) talking to each other..when you're a teenage girl you like older guys..it's just a bit over the top all this, let your kid post here and you do that knowing what goes on on this place...not like it's a completely out of the blue thing to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I saw a lady making love to a horse on the internet once*




* three times
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I accidentally downloaded that.
I accidentally still have it.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# HORSE NONCE!
BUM HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# yes but
the horse said he loved her* and he did

* 3 times!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# was she a serial killer? and a chef?
did she kill the horse and then cook it, for a group of lesbians who smeared eachother in horse juice?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I completely agree with you there.
mofaha tends to hate anyone Kk fancies.
It's why he doesn't talk to me any more, and it's why he's after hexachordal.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# oh for fucksake, i mean you two could b a bit annoying..but you're just two kids being friends. i never see how it was anything but that. you weren't grooming her were you?
i take it kk isn't allowed male friends in real life..TALKING TO BOYS MAKES YOU PREGNANT.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I wasn't grooming her, no.
To say I was grooming her is to say she was grooming me, the feelings were mutual, hahah.
Kk met a guy called Bjorn and she said mofaha had a go at her for exchanging mobile numbers with him.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# oh for fucksake.
i mean what if she ever wants to have sex one day? will she have to clear it with him first?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# If he says no, then she's screwed forever.
She does anything and everything he tells her.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# thats a bit fucked up really..and he's only her step dad.
god, must suck to be her, i take it she's banned form here now..by him!(not the mods/admins)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# tears
end in
all will

/yoda blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# She has a lot of respect for him, and she loves him very much.
He's been there a lot longer than her real dad, too.

And I doubt he'd ban her outright.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# they were both on earlier
www.b3ta.com/board/8426072
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# kittyvomit is speaking sense
folk's needing to take a deep breath here, before shit goes insane and nothing of benefit is achieved
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# it's all a bit mad really..like this dog


OH YES!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I love you so much
I could make a meal of corned beef, beans and instant mash for you

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I LOVES YOU TOO!
i'll bring a bottle of babycham!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# yay! made from the finest cham freshly hewn from the cutest babies!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# hahaha.
when i was younger my brother told me it was called babyshit and not babycham..for some reason i believed him.

also
newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/giraffe-wiener-dog.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I think it's made of a mixture of sugar and liquified gravel
:D

aww that poor bastard dog

I hope it's owner gets the shit kicked out of him
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# 18 year old man wanting to fuck just turned 15 year old girl, and spelling it out via online messages
you got kids? you'd be happy yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# will it be ok in 1 year?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# no my daughter is 5 you sick fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# *humph*
*stays away from the "burn hex bus"*


EDIT: - never can tell if serious or pissing around...damned lack of emotion
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# To be fair, I haven't seen any of the gazzes between the two parties.
It does however seem as though KK might have flirted first. Either way, I'm pretty sure that's as far as it went...just flirting. Plus - They're 4000 miles apart, and I'm pretty sure neither of them are stupid enough to either give out their address, or jump on a plane.

There's being protective, and there's hacking into peoples accounts and invading their privacy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 31 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# If I stuck my winky in a girly what was underage
would it matter that she asked instigated it?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# no.
However, this did not happen. It is never likely to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 31 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Just to play Devil's Advocate...
mohafa said KK is going to the UK in the summer and that her and Hex were planning on meeting up.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# She and I were planning on meeting up when we were in in "internet relationship" as it were.
It was just false hope, we knew it wouldn't happen and so did hexy.
The whole meeting up thing is irrelevant, because I know Kk and how fast she goes through guys.
If mofaha hadn't caught up with it sooner, she'd have broken it off anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Are you a kiddy fiddler aswel?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Hardly, Kk and I are both 15
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# NAILPHILE!
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# O_O
what?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# nail file
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# ^_^
什麼？瘋狂的釘子！
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# {^_^}
您是性交疯狂!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# given his age
i doubt it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# As much as I respect mofaha and think he is very talented
I honestly believe he should let the poor girl have a bit of privacy! I mean, why was he looking at the gaz??


She's a teenage girl and she's bound to be interested in guys sometimes... what's the big deal.

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Yeah well I've lost all my respect for him.
I very much doubt Kk will have shown them to him herself, meaning he most likely went through them himself, sitting there with a box of popcorn while he reads through all the sordid details*.

*The gazzes weren't sexual, Kk talked me through them a while ago. There was no *touches boobies* involved, hexy states.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Killerkitti should sue mofaha for looking through her gazzes.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Hahahahah, she'd never do that to her stepdad.
I doubt she'd let him get into trouble for doing ANYTHING, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# she'll be wearing anti fiddle mittens next
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# bahahahhahaha,
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# New from JML!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Fair enough.
I don't suppose we should make judgments until we know all the details.

If it was something like "Your hair looks nice", Mofaha might be over-reacting. Then again, it might have been something decidedly less innocent.

I'm probably just too trusting, and everyone involved is either insane or a pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 31 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# + pubic
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# SO..
DO YOU LIKE GIRLSALOUD? *COUGH*WHATS YOUR BRA SIZE*COUGH* MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ARE COOL!

/groom
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# NO THEY LEAK IN NIGHTCLUBS - I'm building up some beautiful moobs but I don't know what size-I like ponies
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# it's just words on a screen tho
and i doubt it was anything like "OMG I WANTZ TO TOUCH YER HAIRLESS PUSSY" or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Will you touch my hairless pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# YES!
CAN IT BE MILKED?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# NO
It's a bit rotten
I keep it in a jar in the shed

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *grabs industrial pump*
whether it's built for it or not, it's gonna get a milkin'
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# industrial pumping
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# get me access to a pumping station
I'll show you some fluid volume

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 31 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# do we have to burn everyone who thinks KK is attractive?
www.b3ta.com/board/7482638#post7482651
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# No
We have to bum everyone who thinks this
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 31 May 2008, 17:31, archived)