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( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)

And this 'un

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)

And this 'un while I'm at it.

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)

"holds his foreskin so it fills with wee"
I've done that. But when you let go, it goes everywhere.
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)

I love the smell of...er.. .


( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)

May I put this here? Thanks!


Click for Retaliation!


.My bad, your pic is cool.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)

Heh!

( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)

ha ha!!! I've always thought this too!!!!

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)

Great Minds...
...and all that!
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)

yay

( OneOfSome, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)

Fkin
Excellence, all three ^
( raevloek the Mollusk, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

Make it Cheryl Hines!

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)

Who's she?
:)
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)

You've got this spot on.
It's like an insta-change.
Good film though.
This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.
( TY&GN, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)

R. Lee Ermey is awesome.

( Mushroom, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)

You look like you could suck a golf-ball through a garden hose.

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)

only two things come from texas, steers and queers.
which one are you?
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)

How tall are you private?
Sir, five foot nine Sir

Five foot nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high

Ermey is pure comedy, rumour has it that his audition tape was just him streaming a volley of fucks and insults at the camera.
( Gregor Lenko, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)

no, apparently
his audition tape was him striding around doing that sort of insult while being pelted with fruit and tennis balls
( Mushroom, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)

well that's even more impressive and I would like to see that footage.
( Gregor Lenko, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)

I'd like to see him in a fight to the death....
... with Windsor Davies...

Or perhaps Brian Blessed vs Barry Scott
( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)

hahaha
the first two would be a close race, but Barry Scott has NOTHING on Blessed ;)
( Mushroom, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)

seconded
i got bored after the first half ended
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)

that's because
there's no more R. Lee Ermey ;)
( Mushroom, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)

Haha, you're probably right.

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)

nail on the head there, i think

( spacefish is imaginary oh, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)