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From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 754 entries (closed)

( nocturne72, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)

Sean Connery is Red
Roger Moore is blue
If you open up photoshop
and fuck with the hue
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ed: Oh fuck I lawld so hard.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)

And Timothy Dalton
is shit.
( Collatallie Sisters, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)

Except in
Hot Fuzz
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)

woah!
how have i never noticed that?
( chezzo is young and bored of being young and bored, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)

Timothy Dalton has something
'instantly forgettable' about him.
( Collatallie Sisters, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)

who?
:D
( chezzo is young and bored of being young and bored, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)

Timothy Dalton

( Pigeoncow is lurking on, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)

Who?
.
( Collatallie Sisters, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)

Eh?

( chezzo is young and bored of being young and bored, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)

Timothy Dalton
.
( Collatallie Sisters, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)

Who?

( Pigeoncow is lurking on, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:15, archived)

*adjusted for thread deletion*
www.b3ta.com/board/8428950
( chezzo is young and bored of being young and bored, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)

haha...nice.

( nocturne72, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)

Hahaha

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)

Stolen racist joke detected

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)

Haha.
If messages could be FP'd, that one would be.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)

Yeah, except it's not his joke.

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)

Sssh. Quiet you.
Dissenter.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)

Quiet you,
Noone uses their own jokes any more.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)

:(

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)

*thinks about hotlinking*
*remembers what happened last time*
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)

indeed
"Roses are Red"
"Violets are blue"
"PISS CUNT FUCK PISS FUCK"
"and you are one too"

-traditional
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)

roses are red
ivy is twisted
bend over love
you're about to get fisted
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)

roses are red
violets are blue
I've asphixiated myself
while thinking of you
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)

that's not me :(

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)

Roses are red
the colour of blood
cold dead blood that leaks from the gaping wound in my dead blackened empty soulless heart
the pain feels itself congealing on the cold cracked concrete floor, the harsh light of a dying sun burns through the twisted window frame casting mocking shadows.

:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/1416609
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)

:D
an oldie but goodie
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)

roses are red
i've got AIDS
i'm going to hospital
where i'll probably die alone
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)

:D
it's like one of those jehovah's witnesses love stories on channel 5
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)

*visits you*
*enquires about your will*
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)

check the wallet too
that's like a "living will" if you can get it
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)

Roses Are Red
As Red as a cherry,
I'm prompt with my emails,
Cos I've got a Blackberry.
( Collatallie Sisters, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)

hahaha

( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/posts/11219?q=roses
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)

roses are red
violets are blue
and my underpants are off-white

-Spike
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)

roses are red
this monkey is blue
he walks with a limp
because i glued on his shoes

( nocturne72, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)

hahahahaha!
monkey cruelty!
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)

Ahh, but who cares
And it was better than Sam Neill's...
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)

fire the torpedozsh!!

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)

i so knew that was coming. hahah!

( nocturne72, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)

:D

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)

:D
Red October: standing by.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)

Simply Red. Standing by.
:D
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)

Red Fox: standing by.

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)

Red Bull. Standing by.
(red buttons was a bit lame)
( nocturne72, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)

Helen Reddy standing by

( Mstandot, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)

Helen Keller mumbling by

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)

Nibus!! Nings.
Lovely to meet you Sah!

As was everyone.
( Mstandot, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:14, archived)

Red Buttons
and Red Skelton are dead.
(robotic Murder Suicide Ducks War, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:14, archived)

I love this
That is all
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)

did you do 'socktopussy'?
i'm pretty sure you would have
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)

On her Majesty's
Sock-ret Service
( Collatallie Sisters, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)

Sockter No

( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)

casockno royale
*gets coat*
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)

The Sock Who
Loved Me
( Collatallie Sisters, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)

hahah.

( nocturne72, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)

The Quantum
of Sockace
( Collatallie Sisters, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)

hahaha at all that ^^

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)

Hahaha
I love you
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:14, archived)

Heh!
Do you have all these Sock images ready, or do you 'shop them at the speed of sound?
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)

this was the prodge's one-man wagon of a few months ago
it was an epic journey of love and laughs
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)

that one man band wagon outlived most socks.

( nocturne72, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)

he was born from a really shit movie poster challenge :)

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:22, archived)

YES

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)

OMG i got found
how did you get that pic of me?
(sockhead Has been here for years, just doesnt post much, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:33, archived)

IT WASSSSHHHSSHSHS THE COOKSHSHSHSHSHSH!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)

hehe, i got told by a very pretty russian girl yesterday my scottish accent would make me good at speaking russian!
is hexachordal about?
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)

useful for russian phrases like
"givvas a fiva" :D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:15, archived)

i know 'my hovercraft is full of eels' she taught me :D

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:17, archived)

Everyone knows that, in every language.
It's one of those essential phrases you need when you meet Johnny Foreigner.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)