Tenuous....


From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 754 entries (closed)

(spangledonkey I've got a mouse. His name is Gerald., Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)

I wood filler
but I've got a headache
( Mushroom, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)

takes a while to harden

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)

*nudges in ribs*
phwoor! eh? eh? eh?

*winks*

eh? eh?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)

PERVERT!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)

*fills wood*

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)

you're only quicker because i typed more words

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)

typed more words am slower than you
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)

this too
i have a sore on my typing finger, it's also my nose picking and arse scratching finger, i am officially disabled.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)

they fill wood?
splendid i have some cracked wood right here that needs terrorising.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)

Wood fella?
Pinnochio.like?
( Mstandot, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)

how much wood would a wood filler fill
if a wood filler would kill innocent bystanders using a car-bomb
( mictoboy, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)

I'm trying to cut down
on my carbomb footprint.
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)

is the car bomb packed with wood filler
or just the usual nails, tin tacks and panel pins.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)

is your mouse getting rather old
by any chance?
( mictoboy, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)

Yes, but what *does* it say on the tin?

( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)

something about your mum

( mictoboy, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)

hahahahaha1
that's really rather good.



for you.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)

surely your sig should be
pew, pew lasers!
( mictoboy, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)

noooooooooooooooo
i'm old school.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)