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(Black_Dwarf frawD_kcalB, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# you forgot
"Bishop loses his arse"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# But would it win in a fight against Predator?
Wait! They should make a film of that!

*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# and then make another one because the first one went SO WELL
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Predator's the best film of all time.
If you disagree you're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# *cough* TOTAL RECALL *cough*
I might be wrong, I might be grotesquely ugly, I might be a freak, but I'm not....


...oh.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Running Man
aschully
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Junior!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Jingle all the Way is better
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Kindergarten cop.
seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Hercules in New York
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# okay, i can't top that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Total Recall is amazing obviously...
but it's all about the bad guy: Michael Ironside is pretty creepy looking but he's got nothing on a 7 foot rasta alien with a plasma gun and a stealth suit.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I'm more scared of michael ironside
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# ^this^
But Total Recall rocks because its Paul Verhoeven.

cf. Robocop, Starship Troopers, Basic Instinct, Soldier of Orange, Fourth Man... Showgirls
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I've only seen Robocop and SS Troopers
with TR they make an awesome trilogy
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I could have sworn you'd included Showgirls in that list
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# It has moments
of which Liz Berkley's swim pool shag is the highlight

He knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he made that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Predator 2 is better than the first one.
Never see de eyes a de demon till 'im come callin'...

the wife, being half Caribbean, quotes this at me. I might have got the quote slightly wrong, but it's still the better film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I watched them both the other day and *whispers* I agree with you
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Even if the first has Jesse.
GODDAMN SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# ha ha ha ha, thats the problem with that film, the humour disappears very early on!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Bu... b.... bu.... but.....
Arnie??? Old Painless??? The pussy jokes??? Dillons arm??? The mini war at the start???
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I know I know, I wanted to like the first one more, but on review I just didn't
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I can't watch any of them without thinking about Terence Trent d'Arby
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# *rubs thighs, as is customary when ever Terence is mentioned*
They should have done a better vs than the Xenomorphs though, and less unfairly weighted in the predator's favour (as it so obviously was). Predator VS Transformers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# first tape i ever bought
biggest mistake i've ever made
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# oh dear
the first tape I ever bought was a bootleg of The The's 'Infected'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)
# heh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud8w_mPCpPw&feature=related

sounds ok to me!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I do love the second one aswell... not as much but I love it to bits all the same.
I love The Jamaican Voodoo Posse.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Suppose I'm a freak then...


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(Black_Dwarf frawD_kcalB, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Proof
that 2 rights don't make a right
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# this is illogically logical
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# ^this
Since when is a Predator a good guy?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# pfft....
even Lance Henricksen can't save it

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
#


Pretty old but hey...
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Morning Guys
You're back!

Just seen the front page

it's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# hello freebs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# VASFUCKINGQUEZ.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ah capt
you and your big butch gershon lookalikes...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I have very eclectic tastes, thank you.
*two fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# ok
I'll try three in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# :D
'smy boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# "Hey, Vasquez, anyone ever mistaken you for a man?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Sorry to TJ
My fucking god! My first FP in 5 years:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# it's a cracker
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# are you a mod?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# with that hair?
oh...wait
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# No I'm shagging one though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# rob?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
# He promised me the known world!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# the fire-safety mod?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Congrats
I'm a once every decade man myself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# many congrats
and a "ning"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# 'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Hurrah!
Also - and sorry about this c_kick - "in jokes are never front paged"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
# That was fast!
congrats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# hahahaha!
well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)