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# don't the rubbery things stop most of them
and of course the worst std of them all
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Not if you believe the Catholic church
in which case the only things the rubber things stop are babies, which God really REALLY hates. Almost as much as he hates foreskins, but not quite.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# well the goatskin frenchies don't stop stds
And why pray tell does god hate foreskins? Because they make wanking so much easier?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I assume so
I've asked Him but He didn't reply. Probably too busy running around in little boys' bedrooms at night to see if they've been cut or not.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Isn't that what he has preists for?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Nah
That's just to keep them happy and occupied and off His back.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)