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[challenge entry] yep

From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 737 entries (closed)

(johnvixen, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# yup

optimisation is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Except the brunnette one.
All the guys like her.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# She's nice
but Kim Cattrall holds a special place in my heart thanks to Porky's
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I think she's boring.
I'm into the ginger one for some odd reason.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Her bloke makes me laugh
he's the only normal person in the fucking show
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# The show has blokes in it?
I assume they are constantly ridiculed and belittled.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# and
shagged
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# agreed.
I don't rate the rest.
(johnvixen, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# do try to keep below 50k chap
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# hum
fixed :D
(johnvixen, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# ninja like skills
well done
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# good man!
and good pic too
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I'm having venison on Sunday
Braw
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Oooooh make the leftovers into pie with lamb and stout gravy.
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# i say, you gel!
i've got shock em dead downloaded and ready to watch tonight? if i can can cobble together money for a stamp do you want me to post a copy?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Ooooh, yes, but only if you can afford to lose a disc as well.
You lovely chap.

I really do hope you enjoy it, it'd be shite if you don't now, after all the talking up I've done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# its not like it cost me anything
i've got a disc knocking around somewhere, no worries. gaz me your address and i'll send it down sometime in the forseeable
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Ooooooooh I shall!
Thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# venison is deer isn't it?
I've never had it, how is it cooked?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Like steak
or in a pie. Nice stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Awful!
Hahahaha....oh wait.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Yes, it is quite expensive



sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I knew someone had to post that
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# roasted mostly
or stewed, or fried if it's been filetted.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# phwoar
I was going to have a venison leg the other day; my sister's quite the huntress. But i accidentally left it too long and it went green.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# mmmmm.... venison and red wine sausages FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *covets*
where's my invite?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# There's only 6 chairs and they're all full up I'm afraid
Get thee t' Wathamstow dogs and 'ave scampi and be glad of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# don't care would still do them untill my willy fell off
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# That'd probably be once
given some of the diseases they have.

Allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# don't the rubbery things stop most of them
and of course the worst std of them all
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Not if you believe the Catholic church
in which case the only things the rubber things stop are babies, which God really REALLY hates. Almost as much as he hates foreskins, but not quite.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# well the goatskin frenchies don't stop stds
And why pray tell does god hate foreskins? Because they make wanking so much easier?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I assume so
I've asked Him but He didn't reply. Probably too busy running around in little boys' bedrooms at night to see if they've been cut or not.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Isn't that what he has preists for?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Nah
That's just to keep them happy and occupied and off His back.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)