Quick 'n' dirty (so I've heard)


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(oodles, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

What is "that"?
WHAT IS "THAT"?!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

Dieting I think:P

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

Dieting is rubbish
Exercise is where it's at!

*pumped up from steroidsgoing to the gym this morning*
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

The gym's dead dangerous.
I like sitting on my rowing machine in front of the telly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

please tell me you wear your tricorn :)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

Oh my word, I shall from now on!
And sing sea shanties.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

Leaving Patti Russo....
After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

I won't do that! No I won't do that!

I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
And sooner or later, you'll be screwing around

I won't do that! No I won't do that!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

mindpisser

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

*may or may not have sung this song a million bloody times*
:D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

*has definintely sung this song a million bloody times*
Bat out of hell 2 was played so much that the tape warped.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

Hahahaha good man.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

listen to the song
it's actually pretty obvious, i don't understand what's confusing about it. Neither does Meatloaf, he thought it was obvious.

Wait, i'm sounding a bit obtuse.

Ok, one of the last lines is "sooner or later you'll be screwing around" and he replies "i wont do that" so the thing he wont do is sleep around. Innit.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

Um, thankee Capt & Lords
Actually knew that but was saying it to be funny. It didn't work. It will never happen again :(
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

doh
sorreh.

feels silly
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

It's
a different "that" for each verse, but yeah that's the point
(gareth.adams, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

a sequel to 'The 51st state'

( The Great Architect, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

Shirley
this is a good thing?
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

hahaha

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

haha
very good. this promises to be an entertaining week
( new_matt, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

arf

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

tasty comes out of a long lurk
to will bash

(tasty, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)