Dirty Bitch!


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( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

Haha, lovely stuff.
Also: would, but I can't think of many who wouldn't.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

i would but only for a fee
she really annoys me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

bring a supply of muffins, just keep stuffing them in the mouth
whilst you stuff yourself in down south

job done
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

You should give sex lessons.
Sex and cake. Awesome.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

..."ok, we got the buns on the go, now bibble her flaps a bit"
yeah, i'd be awesome.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

I have thought about releasing a pocket guide
called 'The Importance of a Wet Hand' for women.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

o.0

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

You can have a copy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)

for women acting on men?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)

you should

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)

I think I owe it to society.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)

"bibble her flaps" BIBBLE????
....I feel very unsure I am doing it right now
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

hehe, yeah
you probably are tbh
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

either that or she blows me

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

good thinking. but then yr missing out on the
stunning stunning curves. Nom nomnom
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

yes put not listening to the smug voice
or any groans or giggles. Just maybe a muffled gag at the end
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

She can't help the voice, she's posh.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)

Well I couldn't pack any fudge.
There's a bunch of plums up her bum to give her that accent
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)

adds to the flavir

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)

i remember seeing her on question time, maybe 10 years ago
before she got on telly proper, thinking 'phwoar dark hair AND breasts'. like hearing the ting tings on xfm driving home from late shift months n months ago, enjoying the kitschy lady rapping
( doph no time like the precedent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

I hate the woman
But i still would.
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

I wouldn't
She's a fat munter
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

have you shopped this :)
*dials*
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

mmmm nigella
*phones*
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

*pisses on your mind*

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

haha
we can both enjoy nigella, she's got plenty to go round, the slag :D
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

She's got a big fat bum
But I still probably would - filthy bitch!
( Weetobix is a married man, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

I would actually call this one.

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

But...
Nigella says she hasn't got any ...errr... pantries
( Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

Brilliant
She was on telly the other day talking about straining the beans. God I love Sky+
(Peacocke, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)