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[challenge entry] Dirty Bitch!

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(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Haha, lovely stuff.
Also: would, but I can't think of many who wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# i would but only for a fee
she really annoys me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# bring a supply of muffins, just keep stuffing them in the mouth
whilst you stuff yourself in down south

job done
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# You should give sex lessons.
Sex and cake. Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# ..."ok, we got the buns on the go, now bibble her flaps a bit"
yeah, i'd be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I have thought about releasing a pocket guide
called 'The Importance of a Wet Hand' for women.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# you should
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I think I owe it to society.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# "bibble her flaps" BIBBLE????
....I feel very unsure I am doing it right now
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# hehe, yeah
you probably are tbh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# either that or she blows me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# good thinking. but then yr missing out on the
stunning stunning curves. Nom nomnom
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# yes put not listening to the smug voice
or any groans or giggles. Just maybe a muffled gag at the end
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# She can't help the voice, she's posh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Well I couldn't pack any fudge.
There's a bunch of plums up her bum to give her that accent
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# adds to the flavir
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# i remember seeing her on question time, maybe 10 years ago
before she got on telly proper, thinking 'phwoar dark hair AND breasts'. like hearing the ting tings on xfm driving home from late shift months n months ago, enjoying the kitschy lady rapping
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I wouldn't
She's a fat munter
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# have you shopped this :)
*dials*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# mmmm nigella
*phones*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# *pisses on your mind*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# haha
we can both enjoy nigella, she's got plenty to go round, the slag :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# She's got a big fat bum
But I still probably would - filthy bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I would actually call this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# But...
Nigella says she hasn't got any ...errr... pantries
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Brilliant
She was on telly the other day talking about straining the beans. God I love Sky+
(Peacocke, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)