I actually quite like Fern Britton

And I dont care if she wanted to be thin, and got a gastric band.

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(Whonickedmyname Wasting time on the net since 1994., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)

I met her
She's actually really nice
(gareth.adams, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)

I think she's lully :)

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)

\ok you're making me feel
quite mean now.
(Whonickedmyname Wasting time on the net since 1994., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)

SHE'S A LIAR LIAR
PANTS ON FIRE
(TheRiddler Simon Cowell can suck my fucking dick, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)

i prefer fern cotton :)

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)

everytime I see her on TV
she looks thinner and thinner though....
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)

bet she likes a portion
of salt and vinegar?!
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)

I like a bit of meat on my women
Some bacon and pork chops goes down lovely.
( pobblepop, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)

gravy?

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)

Not enough people use gravy during sex.
I can't think of anything nicer to lick off someone.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)

eeeuuuuughgh
do me a favour!
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)

ah, lully gravy :p
why refine meat flavour to pretty much a single compound like oriental people do with monsodium glutamate when you can freeze dry meat essence into granular form?
( doph no time like the precedent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)

Have
you had bellingham?
( moogy boobles, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)

bread sauce?

( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)

I miss her tits

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)

tip:
hold your breath while you aim.
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)