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[challenge entry] I actually quite like Fern Britton

And I dont care if she wanted to be thin, and got a gastric band.

From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I met her
She's actually really nice
(gareth.adams, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I think she's lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# \ok you're making me feel
quite mean now.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# SHE'S A LIAR LIAR
PANTS ON FIRE
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# i prefer fern cotton :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# everytime I see her on TV
she looks thinner and thinner though....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# bet she likes a portion
of salt and vinegar?!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I like a bit of meat on my women
Some bacon and pork chops goes down lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# gravy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Not enough people use gravy during sex.
I can't think of anything nicer to lick off someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# eeeuuuuughgh
do me a favour!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# ah, lully gravy :p
why refine meat flavour to pretty much a single compound like oriental people do with monsodium glutamate when you can freeze dry meat essence into granular form?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Have
you had bellingham?
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# bread sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I miss her tits
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# tip:
hold your breath while you aim.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)