
From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 313 entries (closed)
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)
I can't even remember what he got shammed for
Edit: Ah, he shagged his secretary!
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)
all i know about cecil parkinson is that he was a lying, cheating cunt who fucked his secretary and fathered a daughter on her who then was never allowed to see her father. he was then booted out of cabinet for being a lying, cheating piece of shit, which is quite rich given that he was in a cabinet filled with utter fucktards.
i'd like to make cecil parkinson intimately acquainted with a baseball bat.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)
I believe this is how it was; or rather how we felt at the time
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)
I was too young to be told what was going on at the time -- but it's the impression I've managed to get since, anyway...
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
he didn't need to wear a Chelsea top to distract from his utter butt-ugliness and the teeth the size of Sweden.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:30, archived)
which, quite oddly, made me fwapp furiously at the time
Not that I can find them on the net these days
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)