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[challenge entry] Umm... retro ANAGRAM anyone??

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(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)
# That's far to complicated for the current teenage crowd doing their exams around here
I can't even remember what he got shammed for

Edit: Ah, he shagged his secretary!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)
# hmm
all i know about cecil parkinson is that he was a lying, cheating cunt who fucked his secretary and fathered a daughter on her who then was never allowed to see her father. he was then booted out of cabinet for being a lying, cheating piece of shit, which is quite rich given that he was in a cabinet filled with utter fucktards.

i'd like to make cecil parkinson intimately acquainted with a baseball bat.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)
# LMAO
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)
# You may be on to some thing
I believe this is how it was; or rather how we felt at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Haha
I was too young to be told what was going on at the time -- but it's the impression I've managed to get since, anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
# But he didn't wear a Chelsea top
*another hazy memory*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# On the other hand
he didn't need to wear a Chelsea top to distract from his utter butt-ugliness and the teeth the size of Sweden.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:30, archived)
# That was David Mellor
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Toe-sucking, Chelsea-top wearing
What an entertaining fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)
# but damn sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# oh fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I have even more hazy memories of Dame Shirrly Porter dressed as a native brave
which, quite oddly, made me fwapp furiously at the time

Not that I can find them on the net these days

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Shagging his secretary bud.....
.....Sara Keays. Cost him his job.

"Loans Nice Prick" is an anagram of his name.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I got exams
but im not a teenager
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)